Do you know why I don't like stairs? They are always up to something. #dadjokes
Why Jokes
Why did the man die of the actor's performance?
The performance was unbeLIVEable!
Why did the strawberry cry?
Her mom was in a jam.
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback!
Why was the orphan so bad at baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home to run to.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to the gay kid's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Zozo went to the store and walked out with nothing, why?
Zozo the hobo is a hobo, remember? He doesn’t have any money.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because it has a silent “p.”
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
An alien goes to Area 51, but I wonder why he doesn't go to your house?
An orphan died. No one cared, why? Who is supposed to spread the word? His parents.
Do you know why an atom is positive? He kept his electrons.
If the average male walks 1.7 miles a day, then why did my dad take 13 years to get the milk?
Why do golfers bring an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one.
