Why jokes
Why was eight afraid of seven? Because 7, 8, 9!
A random guy yelled at me, "Hey, slut!"
I walked towards him.
"I prefer slit," I said.
"Why?" He asked.
"You see these wrists?" I spat at him.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.
Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up literally everything.
Why are Americans good at Rubik's Cubes?
They're so good at separating colors.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because it had no body to dance with!
Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphan kid.
Kid: Why, Dad?
Dad: So you don't get bored.
Why did the chiropractor go to jail? For not paying $75 in back taxes.
Why did the priest invent baptism?
To wash their sex toys.
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?
He does not like roasted vegetables.
Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken.
Q: Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the baby fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the koala.
Q: Why did the tree fall over? A: The koala never let go.
Q: Why did the kangaroo die? A: Because the koala landed on it.
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
Why did God make the devils die?
God is great!
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To run away from the Pakistani.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. 😭
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
If you cut off your head, you can't breathe.
You also can't breathe if you die.
So why isn't it debreathiation?