Why jokes

Orphan

Why can't orphans go to a school field trip?

Because he needs the parent's signature.

Fan

Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.

A: Is that why I never see you sweat?

Seafood

Why should old women never eat seafood?

'Cause then she'll start acting crabby.

Orphan

A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?

B: Because today we had a parent meetup.

Orphan

Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.

Bicycle

Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle?

Son: Why?

Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.

People

Why can't blind people have a seafood diet?

They have to see food to eat.

Orphan

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't have a home to run to.

Spider-Man

Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?

Because he’s always on the webcast.

Orphan

Why did the orphan have an iPhone X? Because it didn't have the home button.