Why jokes
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be expect bagels.
Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?
You: Yeah, but why so many people?
Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.
You: Dude!!!!
Why is a bee's hair so smooth and sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
Why did the twin towers complain to the pizza restaurant?... Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and got plain.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.
Why did the cow have for breakfast?
Answer: Muesli.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Because he can't do stand-up.
Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands! (I love this joke because it never grows old.)
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
He got hit!
Roses are red, violets are black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?
He lost May.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why did the orphan go to jail? Because he could finally have a home.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
So they could finally call someone "daddy."
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the teacher get the death penalty? Because she gave an orphan homework. That's on period. #darkhumor
Why is England bad at chess?
'Cause they lost their queen.
Why can't orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because they're family size.
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
When he asked who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach."