Why jokes
Q: Why can't orphans do homework? A: They don't have a home to do it at.
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.
The reason why orphans can't play baseball is because they can't find home.
Why does Helen Keller use her left hand to play with herself?
So she can moan with her right hand.
Why did the teacher yell at the orphan?
Because he didn’t do his homework.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.
Why was the orphan eating cereal with water? Because he has no dad to bring him milk.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they couldn't run home.
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...
Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?
A: To find his dad.
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
Why can't an orphan get a vaccine?
They need parental permission.
Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.
Why are cheetahs not good at hiding?
They’re always spotted!
An orphan died. No one cared, why? Who is supposed to spread the word? His parents.
A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?
B: Because today we had a parent meetup.
Why are there only 363 days on an orphan's calendar?
They don't have Father's Day and Mother's Day.