Why jokes
So funny hahaha this is why I don't have friends :(
Why can't orphans go to a school field trip?
Because he needs the parent's signature.
"Hey, you! Why are you so serious?"
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
Why was the stadium so cold?
Because of all its fans!
Why was sis afraid of seven?
Cuz 7 ate 9.
Why should old women never eat seafood?
'Cause then she'll start acting crabby.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because they thought they saw their parents. (Plot twist: the orphan got ran over.)
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow-herd.
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
Why did the lady go to the dealership? Because she was going to get Hereford.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home to run to.
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback!