Why jokes
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where the naughty girls live!
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Why do orphans play tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
Why did the orphan misbehave in school?
Because the principal couldn't call their parents.
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.