Why jokes

Orphan

Why can't orphans go to a school field trip?

Because he needs the parent's signature.

Fan

Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.

A: Is that why I never see you sweat?

Seafood

Why should old women never eat seafood?

'Cause then she'll start acting crabby.

Orphan

Why did the orphan cross the road?

Because they thought they saw their parents. (Plot twist: the orphan got ran over.)

Orphan

Why can’t orphans play baseball??

Because they can’t find their way to home plate.

Orphan

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't have a home to run to.

Spider-Man

Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?

Because he’s always on the webcast.