Why jokes
Why can't orphans go to a school field trip?
Because he needs the parent's signature.
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
Why was the stadium so cold?
Because of all its fans!
Why was sis afraid of seven?
Cuz 7 ate 9.
Why should old women never eat seafood?
'Cause then she'll start acting crabby.
A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?
B: Because today we had a parent meetup.
So funny hahaha this is why I don't have friends :(
"Hey, you! Why are you so serious?"
Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle?
Son: Why?
Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.
Why can't blind people have a seafood diet?
They have to see food to eat.
Why was the fart on Kickstarter? He just needed some gas.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home to run to.
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
Why did the dog cause the fight?
Because it was a bulldog.
Why did the T-Rex 🦖 get a ticket?
He ran at a stomp light!
Why does Mario eat mushrooms?
Because he's a very fungi!
Why did the orphan have an iPhone X? Because it didn't have the home button.