Why jokes
Why did the baker's hands smell of shit?
He kneaded a turd.
Why do bees stay in the hive during winter?
... S'warm!
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?
Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.
Why did the orphan misbehave in school?
Because the principal couldn't call their parents.
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they lost two towers.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
Why do orphans play tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.