Why jokes
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use a honeycomb.
Chuck Norris has gone to Mars. That's why there is no life on it.
Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.
I asked a kid why he was so blue.
Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Why do orphans always become criminals?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why are Americans bad at chess? They lost their towers.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why did the orphan take a selfie?
Because he wanted a family portrait.
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
To have someone to call "daddy!"
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the knucklehead's house...
Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.
Why did Princess Di cross the road?
Momentum.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It wasn't in its car seat.
Why did the duck get arrested? Because he was selling quack.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
Why do emos cut themselves?
To play noughts and crosses.