Why jokes
Why did Miss Stephen get divorced? She didn't float, too.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
'Cause she didn't wear a seatbelt.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Why are graveyards so popular? Because people are always dying to get into them.
Why do they put barcodes on the ships in Norway?
Why?
So when they come into port, they can Scan-de-navian.
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
He doesn't want to be spotted.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain!
Why tie when you can knot?
I wonder why the baseball was getting larger and larger, then it hit me.
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
Why didn't the boy want to read "2000 Leagues Under the Sea"?
It was too much pressure.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the side that he was not on.
Why is daonlyjuanhere an orphan?
Because he is the only one.
Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes?
Because they were too cheesy!
Why aren't dogs known as carrots? Because they aren't.
He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.
She: Why?
He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)
Why couldn’t the guy make bubbles?
He couldn’t find the right solution.
I wonder why the plane got bigger and bigger, then it hit me.
When someone says "Did I ask?" say "Then why did you respond?"
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
Because every play has a cast.