Why jokes

Why do orphans have only 363 days in their calendar year?

Because they don't have father's and mother's days.

Why can't England play chess?

Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.

Why do women have two sets of lips?

I kiss both.

Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?

To drop some WORDPLAY!

Why did the rapper become a chef?

Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS!

Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?

Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne."

Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?

Because his bars were ice.

Why the hell would I go to a shooting range when I could go to school and do it for free?

Why don’t Indians play soccer?

Because every time they’re at the corner, they build a store.

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and on their land.

Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?

You keep the tradition of hitting black things.

So I stayed at home for Halloween when I suddenly hear a knock on my door. I open and I see Penandes! I was confused and asked him why he does not wear a costume, and he said he doesn't need to.

Then I realized that he's a ghost and gave him 3 candies. Enjoy the candies Pruno!

Why is there no phone in China?

Too many wings, too many wongs; might wing wrong number.

Why is the cheetah so bad at hide-n-seek? Because every time she hides, she will always [be] spotted.

Why are quadriplegics so unsympathetic? Because they only have feeling in 10% of their body.

One day I was going home, and 7 married men came to me and said, "You should be proud of your sister." I asked why. They told me it was the best that they ever had, and we got your sister a trophy.

So I went home, my sister said, "Look at my trophy I earned." The trophy said "The Best Blow Jobs." As a bro, I couldn’t be more prouder.

"My wife is so crazy," said Beatem's McSmasher.

"Why?" asked his buddy Don Caretomarch.

"She's sitting on the front verandah packing my shit in boxes!"

"You getting kicked out, bro?"

"Yeah, all I did was break every plate in the house over her head. Some people have no sense of humor."

"Is she one of them woke bitches?"

High school crush: Why do you always look so sad?

Me: My mom is dead, and my favorite grandma, and my uncle killed both of them, and now he's in jail.

High school crush: Shit. Sorry about that.

Me: And my crush hasn't asked me out.

High school crush: Who is it?

Me: You.

Him: Goodbye (as he runs away and never comes back)

Me: Fuck that.

Why are retards good at basketball?

'Cause they dribble all the time!

A guy gives labor to a baby girl and a boy twins. The doctor said but the lady was like,

"Ugh, why do I need my husband to be in labor and I want a girl, not a boy, just a girl!"

The lady passed out 😵 and then found out she was in a coma. The man who was in labor died. The two babies got a nanny, an evil one. The nanny killed the babies on their first birthday.