Why jokes
A sad guy called "nun" is crying next to the grave of his best friend called "month". "Month" got killed by a gay guy, and after that, "nun" got homophobic.
While "nun" is sitting next to "month"'s grave, he heard a guy ask his friend: 《Do You Wanna Play A Game On?》 "Nun" got angry and he asked that guy: 《What did you just say to your friend?》 The guy answers: 《A game on, why?》
"Nun" kills the two guys.
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Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
'Cause she's already dead.
I was listening to my children praying, and my youngest that can speak said to me: "Mama, why is Gramma dead?"
I smiled and told her, "Well, less than 10 years ago when I was 5, your age, my Momma took me into the basement with some hot rando during a party. And 9 months later Shinana was born. One Pedo after another and your 4 siblings were born. The Pedo I met last night told me, 'If your mother's the one making you do this, do what you do best.' I listened and the next day she didn't leave her bed breathing. When the Pedo found out he left me and your soon to be brother."
She replies with, "Make his child support expensive!" Now he has to pay me 2,000 U.S. dollars every month, like the other ones that ran away.
Why did the dick suck my ass? They died.
Why do Native Americans hate snow? Because it's white and settles on their land.
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.
Why was Timmy so sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead.
Why can't orphans have friends?
They will stay together.
Why can't religion and science agree?
Because science creates skyscrapers, and religion combines with skyscrapers.
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why do orphans have water in their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
Why do they bury Germans 20 feet down when they die, instead of the usual 6 feet? Because deep down, Germans are ok.
Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.
Why did God make pigs before politicians?
He just needed some practice.
Why did the orphan commit crimes? To know what it's like to be wanted.
A husband comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can’t cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can’t fuck."