Why jokes
Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"
Friend B: "I was until last night."
Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"
Friend B: "Your sister."
Friend A: "I don't have a sister."
Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why is Mercury filled with Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium?
Mercury is Be-Au-Ti-Full!
Why was eight afraid of seven? Because 7, 8, 9!
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?
Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
They can never find home.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
Because he was trying to catch a boomerang.
Why was the train late?
It kept getting sidetracked.
Why did Naruto run fast?
Because he tried to get away from himself.
Why do school shooters have the best shots?
They train at the best schools. 🤣🤣🧇🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why is life like penises?
Women make it hard.
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.
"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
Why did the orphan scream "wolf"? Because people actually came back.
Why are all fat people bad drivers?
They are all hungover.
Why did the robber take a shower before his robbery?
So he could make a clean getaway!
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains? How many have you derailed this year?
Me: Sorry, boss, it’s hard to keep track.