Why jokes
Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?
Because they can't make themselves at home.
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?
Because they're good at separating colors.
Why can’t Homer Simpson bring his family into Moe’s Tavern?
Because there’s a bartender in there.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
Why can't the orphan run past third base?
'Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.
Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?
Friend B: Yes, why?
Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Because every time they’re at the corner, they build a store.
Why do y’all do this?
Because you're lonely.
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans make dad jokes? Because they don't have one.
Why don't orphans understand dad jokes?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
Because they don't know what a full house is :(
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Friend: Why?
Me: Because they don't have a mother or father's day.