Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
Because dead babies make the best cum.
Why Jokes
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
Why did everyone run from the Mexican when he went to the snack bar?
He said "¡Hola snack bar!" ¡Hola means hello in Spanish.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They don't know who daddy is.
Why should you put an orphanage by a cemetery?
So they can always see their parents.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why do orphans eat their cereal dry? Their dad hasn’t come back with the milk.
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder instead of being breastfed? Because they are too short.
Why does Helen Keller masturbate with her left hand?
She moans with her right.
Why did Helen Keller have no ornaments on her Christmas tree?
'Cause she always dropped them.
Why didn't Biden get the virus?
He sniffed everyone!
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Social distancing.
Why is the wheel the best invention?
Because it's wheely wheely great!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why was the Ethiopian baby crying?
It was having a mid-life crisis.
Why do giraffes have such long necks?
Because their feet smell!
Why did the orphan run into the street? To get to the other side of life.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Because he rolled over to the other side!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9!!!
