Why jokes

Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."

Know why they call gonorrhea gonorrhea?

'Cause once you have it, everyone is gone.

Why can't an orphan go on a field trip? They don't have a parent's signature.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

It didn't have the guts to do it.

Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the street? Because it got stuck in a crack :)

There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.

Why don’t she stand up for herself?

Why can’t orphans have a computer?

Because they don’t have a home page.

Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?

'Cuz he's the Father!!!

Why did the skeleton want a friend?

Because she was feeling bonely.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They can't make it home.

Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?

'cus there was only a stairway to heaven!

Why can't orphans be gay?

They don't know who to call daddy.

Why do Republican men hate transgender people?

Because they lost a dick-measuring contest to a ladyboy in Thailand!

You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"

How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?

Why did the rapper become a gardener?

Because he wanted to GROW his fan base.

Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?

A. He was trying to phone home.

Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.

Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?

Their dad never came with the milk.

Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? He took a day off.