Why jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
For fingering the minor.
Why do orphans use Samsung?
Because iPhones have home buttons.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, "That's the fourth time you've gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn't it embarrass you?"
"Why should it?" answered her spouse. "I keep telling them it's for you."
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
Why don't orphans play tag?
Because there's no one to catch.
For some reason, my mom likes to lick and suck on hotdogs. As a son, can anyone tell me why?
Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!
Why do orphans rob banks?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.
Why do orphans like to play tennis?
Because that’s the only love they will get.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Why did the kid cross the road?
He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?
Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"
BAJAHAHAHHAA
Why do women love wind chimes?
They vibrate.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
He's got no home to run to.