Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to count his bars!
Why Jokes
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some STREET KNOWLEDGE on the other side.
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
Why did Daveon go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling "Daveon" in the dumps.
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some FRESH SEEDS.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS!
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS!
Why do you Scotchmen wear kilts?
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Why can't Americans play chess? They have no towers.
Roses are red, Violets are fine. Why is your life So much better than mine?
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
Why did the egg hide?
Because it was a little chicken!
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo? Cause there were only 4 trucks.
Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?
Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.
Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?
Because when they win, they lose.
Why do Jews have big noses?
Because air is free...
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some cash withdrawals.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
For WORDPLAY!
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.
