Why jokes
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.
Why does Tesco like midgets?
Every little helps.
Why do the brakes keep squealing?
Because the driver hit it too hard.
Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
Parent signature: _________
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t hit home runs.
Why do orphans become criminals?
To feel what it is like to be wanted.
Why do most orphans become criminals?
Then finally they know what it’s like to be wanted.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He couldn't log in.
Why can't you say hi to a drug addict?
They'll say "yea."
Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!
Why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time.
I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger... then it hit me!
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?
Because he forgot his feats!
Q: Why is it good being an orphan?
A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.