Why jokes
Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?
Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?
Because they have a break down.
Why did the gym close down?
Because it just didn't work out.
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Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
Memes
Why was 10 afraid?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
Why is Mercury filled with Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium?
Mercury is Be-Au-Ti-Full!
Why are all fat people bad drivers?
They are all hungover.
Why did the robber take a shower before his robbery?
So he could make a clean getaway!
Why do orphans want parents? Because they don't want to be left out.
Why is the letter "B" very cool? Because it's sitting in the AC.
Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains? How many have you derailed this year?
Me: Sorry, boss, itβs hard to keep track.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?
Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
They can never find home.
Yo mama's cheeks are red, I don't know why.
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why was eight afraid of seven? Because 7, 8, 9!
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
Why do school shooters have the best shots?
They train at the best schools. π€£π€£π§π€£π€£ππππππ