Why jokes
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
Life asked death, "Why do people choose you over me?"
Death replied, "Because you're the beautiful lie, and I'm the painful truth."
Why did the question come to life? Answer: The adding, subtracting, times, dividing by, and equals signs came to life and squished pages.
Why is Mercury filled with Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium?
Mercury is Be-Au-Ti-Full!
Why are all fat people bad drivers?
They are all hungover.
Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?
Why did the gym close down?
Because it just didn't work out.
Why was 10 afraid?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
Why did Naruto run fast?
Because he tried to get away from himself.
Why do school shooters have the best shots?
They train at the best schools. 🤣🤣🧇🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why is life like penises?
Women make it hard.
Why did the orphan scream "wolf"? Because people actually came back.
Why was eight afraid of seven? Because 7, 8, 9!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t get to home run!
Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"
Friend B: "I was until last night."
Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"
Friend B: "Your sister."
Friend A: "I don't have a sister."
Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."