Why jokes
Why do orphans die young?
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Why are orphans banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
Why did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains?
which meme is the best
Why do-- wait, what am I saying? What am I talking about?
Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me.
"She obviously has COVID," my wife said.
"Why?" I asked.
My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste!"
Why did the flamingo cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Idk.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Why can't orphans make dad jokes? Because they don't have one.
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friends deered it to.
Why does an orphan's year only have 363 days? Because it's missing Mother's and Father's Day.