Why jokes
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"
Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"
Boy: "What do you mean?"
Friend and me: "We can show you."
Me: "I will tie the rope."
Friend: "I will push the chair."
Why do people watch hentai?
Because they are as fake as pornstars are.
Want to know why some astronomers are gay?
It’s because they want to be in Uranus.
When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked, "Why were you playing with your food?"
Why did the one-eyed chicken cross the road?
To get to Birds Eye.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with!
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.
Why can orphans convert to Catholicism? Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
Little Johnny brought a baseball bat to school.
The teacher asked why he had one. He said, "I need it to beat up the principal!"
When the principal found out what Little Johnny had said, well, let’s just say Little Johnny didn’t need no baseball bat to kill him.
Why does Hitler deserve heaven? Because he killed Hitler.
Why was the fart on Kickstarter? He just needed some gas.
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he was tired of waiting for the milk.
Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!
Why does China have the biggest eyewear?
Because all their eyes are too small.
Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one.
Why did the cow go to space? To go to the moon.