Why jokes
Why do orphans hate the letter FMD? Because F stands for "family," M stands for "mom," and D stands for "dad."
Why are trees afraid of dogs? Because they bark.
Wanna know why Stephen Hawking died?
He lost his Wi-Fi connection.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
There was a cowboy riding in a desert when he saw a little girl up ahead. He heard her crying, so he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her: "Hey, what's going on? Why do you cry? Where are your parents? What happened?"
The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The Indians came, killed my father and my mother, and raped my sister."
The cowboy just laughed, unlocked his belt, and pulled his trousers down and said, "Guess it isn't your day, is it?"
Why is an orphan gay? Because they can call somebody "daddy."
Why don't Jedis make puns that often?
They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)
Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.
Me to my friend: I only date suicidal girls.
My friend: Why?
Me: Because that pussy is limited edition.
Why did the orphan grow up to be a priest?
So he could be called Father Les.
One day, Little Johnny walks in on his dad getting dressed and asked, "What is that, Daddy?" Dad said, "Oh, that's my snake." The next day, Little Johnny walks in on his mom getting dressed and asks, "What is that?" Mom says, "That's my bushes." The next day, Little Johnny can't sleep, so he goes into his parents' room and asks Dad, "Why is your snake going into Mom's bushes?"
Why doesn't Batman have super vision?
His parents died.
What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation? A period. Why? Because it marks the end of a sentence.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."
Why couldn't the toilet paper roll down the road?
*The doctor asking why I've broken 19 bones in the past week*
*My abusive mum- Go on, tell him!*
Well what am I gonna do now...
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?
Because he forgot his feats!
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Because they don't have a parent's signature.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the "mic drop" was too high!