Why jokes

Orphan

Why do orphans become criminals?

To know what it’s like to be wanted.

Singer

Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?

Because she can listen to call music.

Fish

Why is it easy to weigh fish?

Because they have their own scales! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Memes

Fish

Why is it easy to weigh a fish?

Because they have their own scales.

Orphan

Why do orphans love going to church?

So they can call someone "father."

Cake

Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?

He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.

Orphan

Why can't the orphan run past third base?

'Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.

Orphan

Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.

Toy

I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......

Bee

Why are bees' hair always sticky?

Because they use a honeycomb...

Orphan

Why do orphans hate the letter FMD? Because F stands for "family," M stands for "mom," and D stands for "dad."

Actor

Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?

Because every play has a cast! Get it? Lol.