Why jokes
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane.
A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said, "I can't treat you." The boy asked why, and the doctor said, "Because I'm a family doctor."
Why did the dwarf get a job at Lidl?
Because every Lidl helps.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "Daddy!"
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because it can’t find home.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he/she wanted to be wanted!
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
Why can't the orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to...
Bully: I wasn't talking to you.
Me: Then why are you listening?
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
Why is it ok to punch an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I was digging a hole in my garden, then I found a treasure chest. I was so happy. I went to tell my wife, but then I remembered why I was digging a hole.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they can’t get home.
Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning? because they don't have balls to scratch.
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.