Why jokes
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent signature.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father’s or Mother’s Day.
Why did Muhammad Ali go down? Because he couldn't stand the cancer.
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Why does Saturn have a ring?
Because God liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for a butt!
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are there 25 letters in the alphabet? Because the D is in U.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why is Saturn richer than other planets?
It has a ring!
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.
A horse walks into a bar.
The barman says...
"Why the long face?"
Why do we tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast!
Why did the cumulonimbus not show up for work?
Because it was on strike.
Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because it felt crummy.