Why jokes
Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.
Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you? A: Act like a nut! đ
Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes? A: Because they'd crack each other up.
Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, son, I don't think they would fit me.
I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
Kenya, if you keep smiling then you will become a positive bitchy!
Tenya, everyone hates you why I have no idea!
Kenya stop smiling and start dying!
Tenya, why are you so mean!
Kenya, stop acting like a mantrapp!
Tenya, stop being a bitch in a skirt!
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Prince will be coming back in 10 mins here is a joke.
Gwen: Prince sorry but I'm wanting someone else instead. You've just been a complete jackass toward me, sorry good night.
Prince: Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gwen: Good night!
Prince: Why?
Gwen: Because...now good night!
Prince: We can work some things out?
Gwen: Nope...NOW GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!
To be continued
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
Memes
Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
Because you can't drink and derive.
Why does America suck at chess?
They lost two towers.
If Jesus told you to trust everyone, that must be why there are a lot of kidnappings.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why do Imagine Dragons dream about mythical creatures?
Because they're believers.
Why are wives also called a housekeeper?
Because after the divorce, they keep the house.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
*trigger alert*
Why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel?
Because there were too many black holes.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, go tell their parents?
Why can Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
Why canât blind people eat fish?
Because it is seafood.
Why do they call priests "father?" Because it's too suspicious to call him "daddy!"
Why canât orphans win trophies?
Because they canât take them home.
When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isnât in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.