Why jokes
I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.
Why does a milking stool have 3 legs?
Because the cow has the udder one.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go to home plate.
Why do Nazis not wear necklaces, rings, and bracelets? Because they hate jewelry.
Why did the clock out the library?
It tocked too much!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why are mountains never serious?
Because they’re hill areas.
Q: Why did the Queer get fired from the sperm bank?
A: He got caught drinking on the job.
Why does Mini P.E.K.K.A. love pancakes? Because he is busy watching explicit content involving the Archers and Firecracker.
Why can orphans only hit a triple in baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why did God give women legs?
1. To look at.
2. To wrap around your neck when you’re eating her out.
A homeless man sits in front of a Home Depot. A man walking out of the store hands him some money and asks, "Why are you in front of the Home Depot?" And the man says, "Isn't it obvious? Hoping somebody accidentally drops the house they just bought."
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?
Hey Hunter, Thomas here.
Why did the plane cross the road?
To get to the other side.
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Why can't you kill a hooker?
Because they're dead inside anyway.
Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why are Indians dark?
Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.
Why is it so difficult to watch hentai?
They moan louder than your speakers.