Why jokes
Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.
Why did the skunk cross the road?
To get to the odor side!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem.
Why don't you act like an amoeba and split?
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
The chicken wasn’t invented then.
Memes
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?
To tie his kangaroo down, sport!
Why did the cumulonimbus not show up for work?
Because it was on strike.
Why do they call them apartments when they are together?
Why are Democrats represented by the donkey? Because some Democrats can be such an ass!
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind your f***ing business like damn.
Why was the sheep arrested?
Because he did a "ewe" turn on a motorway.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast!
Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.
A horse walks into a bar.
The barman says...
"Why the long face?"
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms.
Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.
Why are elephants 🐘 so responsible?
Because they keep their belongings in the trunk.
Why did the egg hide? It was a little chicken!
Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
Why was the leper hockey game canceled?
It was because of a face-off in the corner.