Why jokes
Why is America bad at Clash Royale?
Because they can't defend their towers.
Why didn't the drummer play?
Because he got a percussion.
What did Google Translate say to Siri?
"Why are you so Siri-ous?"
Why don't you act like an amoeba and split?
Why did the pillow go to court?
Because it had a pillowcase!
Kid: Licks money.
Mom: Hey, don’t lick the money. It is dirty.
Kid: Is that why they call people filthy rich?
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find the first base they came from.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms.
Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks.
Why are elephants 🐘 so responsible?
Because they keep their belongings in the trunk.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "Daddy!"
Q: Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?
A: He hates getting nailed to the boards.
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have a Mother’s and Father’s Day.
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted.