Why jokes
Why are Democrats represented by the donkey? Because some Democrats can be such an ass!
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
The chicken wasn’t invented then.
Memes
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?
To tie his kangaroo down, sport!
Teacher: Why do people snore?
Me: Because they sleep.
Why did the skunk cross the road?
To get to the odor side!
A couple and their friends were riding their tricycle, and one wheel fell off. They discussed what to do, and finally the friend said, "Why don't you just use me?" The boyfriend said, "Why did I not think of using the third wheel?"
Why did Grampa pass out? Because of diabetes.
Why don't you act like an amoeba and split?
Q: Why don't cars work after you change their wheels?
A: Because they're retired!
Why do they call them apartments when they are together?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem.
Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because it felt crummy.
Kid: Licks money.
Mom: Hey, don’t lick the money. It is dirty.
Kid: Is that why they call people filthy rich?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why didn't the drummer play?
Because he got a percussion.
Why was the sheep arrested?
Because he did a "ewe" turn on a motorway.