Why jokes
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why is Saturn richer than other planets?
It has a ring!
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Memes
Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for a butt!
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
A couple and their friends were riding their tricycle, and one wheel fell off. They discussed what to do, and finally the friend said, "Why don't you just use me?" The boyfriend said, "Why did I not think of using the third wheel?"
Teacher: Why do people snore?
Me: Because they sleep.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find the first base they came from.
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
Because he only comes once a year.
Kid: Licks money.
Mom: Hey, don’t lick the money. It is dirty.
Kid: Is that why they call people filthy rich?
Q: Why don't cars work after you change their wheels?
A: Because they're retired!
Why did the pillow go to court?
Because it had a pillowcase!
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because it felt crummy.
Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.
Why did the skunk cross the road?
To get to the odor side!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem.