Why jokes
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.
Why was 10 afraid?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
Why are batteries quicker than Stephen Hawking?
Because they can run out.
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
Why did everyone quit the high school volleyball team? To join Coach Kyle's team, of course!
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
Kid: Mom! You lied to me!
Mom: When?
Kid: You told me that my little brother was an Angel!
Mom: Sooo?
Kid: Then why didn’t he fly when I threw him off the balcony?
Mom: WHAT!!!??!!
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
They don’t deserve rights!
Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw the gas bill.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
Why was the blunt pencil bad at making speeches? It never had a point.
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.
Why is Joe cool?
Why didn't Trump beat Biden?
Because he couldn't trump that bitch!
Why wasn't the infant's entire body found?
Because the limbs are scattered around 43°17.7355’N, 113°58.4205’W.
Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?
Because your mother has diabetes.
Why won't Trump be subject to impeachment?
Answer: Because Republicans in Congress insist that every baby be brought to full term!
Why did the cheetah lose in chess? Because he played against cheetahs!
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.