Why jokes
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.
Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?
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Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
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Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating?
They like to bone a petite.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent signature.
Why did the cow have for breakfast?
Answer: Muesli.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Why did Muhammad Ali go down? Because he couldn't stand the cancer.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter!
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for a butt!
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.