Dead inside jokes

How you feel when you slit yourself once: :(

How you feel when you slit yourself more than once: <:(

How you feel when you slit yourself everyday: *dead inside*

Why can't you kill a depressed person?

Because they are already dead inside.

Suicide won't work, I'm already dead inside.

Why was the emo person dead inside?

Because I stole their insides.

Why can't you kill a hooker?

Because they're dead inside anyway.

Play dead, they said.

Wasn't too hard.

I've been dead inside for years.

Hey, how ya doin'?

Well I'm doin' just fine, I lied, I'm DEAD inside.

Don't tell me "it's gonna be alright," I've tried, but I can't fight like this.

Hey how ya doin', I'm tired but I'm trying to fight.

Noose: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"

Corpse: "Sorry man, I'm dead inside."

Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"

The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"

I'm dead inside.

I'm dead inside.

You're dead inside.

(Stabs him 23 times)

I'm dead inside.