Why jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find the first base they came from.
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
Because he only comes once a year.
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
The chicken wasn’t invented then.
Why do they call them apartments when they are together?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem.
Why did the pillow go to court?
Because it had a pillowcase!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home looks like.
Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.
Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
Why can't British people play chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Why is 10 always afraid?
Because it is between 9 and 11.
Why can't Paris play chess? Because they don't have their towers (also known as rooks).
Why are Mexican families so big?
They don’t know how to put a condom on.
Why You should never poop on the floor in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have Windows. 🤢 🤣
Doctor: What is your zodiac sign?
Patient: Cancer, why?
Doctor: What are the chances?
Patient: Of what?
Why was the leper hockey game canceled?
It was because of a face-off in the corner.
Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.
Friend: Why do you like Minecraft so much?
Me: Because I love miners!
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.