Why jokes
Why did the kid drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.
Why did Peter bring toilet roll to the party? Because he was a party pooper!
Why do orphans use water for their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know what home is.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why was the sun ☀️ mad at the clouds ☁️?
Because the clouds kept throwing shade.
Why was Wet scared of Water? Because he was the water.
Why did I make this joke?
Because I love jokes!
Why does an orphan play GTA to be wanted? 😂😭
Why can't an orphan go to school?
They have no one to sign the parent signature.
Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.
Why can't you play with a cheetah?
Because they are cheat-ahs!
Why did Sally decide to fly to school?
She couldn't drive.
Why are Asian's eyes always squinted?
Nukes are bright.
Why did the fish go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling “eel.”
Why did Daveon go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling "Daveon" in the dumps.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Yeah, so why can't a blind woman drive?
Exactly, cuz she's a woman.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the retard's house.
Knock knock. Who's there?
The chicken...