Why jokes
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why is Saturn richer than other planets?
It has a ring!
Why are there 25 letters in the alphabet? Because the D is in U.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Go team Sky
Why don't you act like an amoeba and split?
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
The chicken wasn’t invented then.
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?
To tie his kangaroo down, sport!
Why did the skunk cross the road?
To get to the odor side!
Teacher: Why do people snore?
Me: Because they sleep.
Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.
A couple and their friends were riding their tricycle, and one wheel fell off. They discussed what to do, and finally the friend said, "Why don't you just use me?" The boyfriend said, "Why did I not think of using the third wheel?"
Why are Democrats represented by the donkey? Because some Democrats can be such an ass!
Why is it called a building if it's already built?
What did Google Translate say to Siri?
"Why are you so Siri-ous?"
A horse walks into a bar.
The barman says...
"Why the long face?"
Why did the cumulonimbus not show up for work?
Because it was on strike.
Why was the sheep arrested?
Because he did a "ewe" turn on a motorway.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast!
Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.