Why jokes
Why don't you act like an amoeba and split?
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
The chicken wasn’t invented then.
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?
To tie his kangaroo down, sport!
Why did the cumulonimbus not show up for work?
Because it was on strike.
Why do they call them apartments when they are together?
Memes
Why are Democrats represented by the donkey? Because some Democrats can be such an ass!
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind your f***ing business like damn.
Why was the sheep arrested?
Because he did a "ewe" turn on a motorway.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast!
Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.
A horse walks into a bar.
The barman says...
"Why the long face?"
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms.
Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.
Why are elephants 🐘 so responsible?
Because they keep their belongings in the trunk.
Why did the egg hide? It was a little chicken!
Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
Why was the leper hockey game canceled?
It was because of a face-off in the corner.
Doctor: What is your zodiac sign?
Patient: Cancer, why?
Doctor: What are the chances?
Patient: Of what?
Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you? A: Act like a nut! 😂
Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes? A: Because they'd crack each other up.
Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, son, I don't think they would fit me.
I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
Kenya, if you keep smiling then you will become a positive bitchy!
Tenya, everyone hates you why I have no idea!
Kenya stop smiling and start dying!
Tenya, why are you so mean!
Kenya, stop acting like a mantrapp!
Tenya, stop being a bitch in a skirt!
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