Why jokes
Why do we tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind your f***ing business like damn.
Why did the cumulonimbus not show up for work?
Because it was on strike.
What did Google Translate say to Siri?
"Why are you so Siri-ous?"
A horse walks into a bar.
The barman says...
"Why the long face?"
Memes
Shitpost-master general
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms.
Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."
Why are elephants š so responsible?
Because they keep their belongings in the trunk.
Why is it called a building if it's already built?
Friend: Why do you like Minecraft so much?
Me: Because I love miners!
Why You should never poop on the floor in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have Windows. š¤¢ š¤£
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldnāt know what a mummy is.
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: Because they come back, unlike their parents.
Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.
Why canāt Asian people make a white baby?
Because two wongs donāt make a white.
Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a āJust Do Itā shirt.