Why jokes
Why can't you play memory snap in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs.
Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?
LIKE AND SUB IF YOU LI/j
Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?
(Doesn't have boss bar.)
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said, "I can't treat you." The boy asked why, and the doctor said, "Because I'm a family doctor."
Why did the dwarf get a job at Lidl?
Because every Lidl helps.
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.
Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter!
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?...
Because it's a FAMILY company.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home plate is.
Me: I'm retarded.
Teacher: Why?
Me: It took me 2 hours to see "60 Minutes."
Why can't the orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to...
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because it can’t find home.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he/she wanted to be wanted!