Why jokes
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
Friend: Why do you like Minecraft so much?
Me: Because I love miners!
Why can’t Asian people make a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
Why is a priest different from acne?
Acne waits to come on your face.
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?
(Doesn't have boss bar.)
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
Why did an old man fall in a well?
Because he couldn't see that well.
Why is America bad at Clash Royale?
Because they can't defend their towers.
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
The chicken wasn’t invented then.
Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.
Why are orphans so lucky?
Every crisp packet is family sized.
Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide?
Because you won’t bring it back afterwards.