Why jokes
Doctor: What is your zodiac sign?
Patient: Cancer, why?
Doctor: What are the chances?
Patient: Of what?
Why can’t trans men enjoy chocolate?
It uses Hershey pronouns.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home looks like.
Friend: Why do you like Minecraft so much?
Me: Because I love miners!
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
Memes
Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you? A: Act like a nut! 😂
Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes? A: Because they'd crack each other up.
Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, son, I don't think they would fit me.
I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
Kenya, if you keep smiling then you will become a positive bitchy!
Tenya, everyone hates you why I have no idea!
Kenya stop smiling and start dying!
Tenya, why are you so mean!
Kenya, stop acting like a mantrapp!
Tenya, stop being a bitch in a skirt!
Please leave a comment good or bad! cusswords whatever!
Prince will be coming back in 10 mins here is a joke.
Gwen: Prince sorry but I'm wanting someone else instead. You've just been a complete jackass toward me, sorry good night.
Prince: Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gwen: Good night!
Prince: Why?
Gwen: Because...now good night!
Prince: We can work some things out?
Gwen: Nope...NOW GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!
To be continued
Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
Because you can't drink and derive.
Why don't you shower with a Pokemon? He might Pikachú.
Why are wives also called a housekeeper?
Because after the divorce, they keep the house.
Why did the duck not enjoy his restaurant date?
Because he didn't want to see the bill.
My friend texted me and asked me, "Hey. What's your favorite emoji?"
I said, "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬"
She said, "Why?"
I said, "'Cause it's your twin."
Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
Why did the booty go to therapy?
It had some DEEP-SEATED issues.
This one is for Gwen, I'm sorry people are so mean to you.
All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose?
Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.
Why can Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.