Why jokes
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t run to home.
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?
Boy's pants are half off.
Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: Why? Me: Because they can't find home.
Why did Jesus create the Devil?
He didn't recognize himself through the time portal.
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?
He can't afford a family pack.
Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?
"I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe."
"Why?"
"Because I want to hang!"
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why did the school shooter earn extra points?
Because he was on a kill streak.
To whoever stole my antidepressants, why do you need them?
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose.
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?
Jimmy: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Joe: Why?
Jimmy: To get to the idiot’s house.
Jimmy: Knock knock.
Joe: Who’s there?
Jimmy: It’s the chicken.
Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
Why did the lonely fish get a detention? Because he left the school.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.