Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
Why Jokes
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why do vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?
Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
lmao why do people think they can fly?
Why can’t you take a Black Asian guy golfing? Because he can’t drive and can’t find his own balls.
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why did I trip over your foot?
Because you were so short I couldn’t see you!
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
They actually come back.
Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Dad: Don't know, why?
Son: Because they taste funny.
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick.
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
Why do orphans go to church?
It's the only place where they can call someone "father."
