Why jokes
Why couldn’t an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Because an orphan doesn’t have a family.
Little boy: Momma?
Mom: Yes, my dear.
Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.
Mom: Why!?
Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.
Why did the feminist fail algebra?
She couldn’t solve inequalities.
Why did Sally get a black eye?
Because she tried to play patty cake.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
Why did the chicken explode? Because he pooped his pants!
Why does Adam go hockey, you might ask?
In my opinion, he shouldn't go because he is bad, but he needs the armor to protect himself from his own step-dad.
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.
Why did Chad date the 9 yr old?
Because Stellas hot.
Why doesn't Batman need Robin as a wingman?
Because he has no problem robbin' your girl.
Why does an orphan play GTA to be wanted? 😂😭
You’re so ugly, I can see why your dad left now.
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
A guy once went hunting at a Hunting Ranch owned by a Hunter and his Wife. After a long day of hunting, the hunter enjoys a couple of cold ones in Rancher’s Living-room. There they were having a grand ole time until the Rancher’s wife walks in. The Hunter looks at her and says “that’s a nice piece of ass you got your self there.” The Rancher replied “(with a harsh southern accent from years of cigarette smoke) You’ve never been so right in your life, honey why don’t show our guest your tits.” She agrees and then shows the hunter her plump DD cup breast. After he gets a good gander he says “Nice.” Then Rancher shouted “show em yer peker now Hon.” She agreed and whipped out a 13inch Johny, and twirled it around like how an Elephant would move his. Now dazed and confused the Hunter yells out “What in Sam Hill is that!!” and the Rancher replied “Now....Lemme tell you..There ain’t a thing like it”.
Why can’t Homer Simpson bring his family into Moe’s Tavern?
Because there’s a bartender in there.
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
Why did the penguin pull out a tooth? It was Mexican.
Why did the 18-year-old girl need a ladder to go to school?
Because it was High School.