Why jokes
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄
Why did the squirrel swim on his back?
To keep his nuts dry.
Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home plate.
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?
Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
Why can't orphans play football?
Because they can't be on the home team.
Why do people make fun of you jokes in worst jokes ever? Because it is called "worst jokes ever."
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high!
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side.