Why jokes
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?
He can't afford a family pack.
Why did the chickens cross the road?
To get to KFC.
Why couldn't an orphan have an iPhone 6? He couldn't find the home button.
Memes
Q: Why did the student eat his homework?
A: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They always come back.
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
Why shouldn't you get in a fight with a dinosaur?
You'll get jur ass kicked.
Why did the doctor get mad?
Because he was losing his patients.
Why did the chief go to jail?
Because he beat the eggs and whipped the cream!
Why did Pinocchio cross the road?
To get to the other lied.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
Why did the ocean wave?
It wanted to say "Hi Tide."
Why can't I touch little old women, but nursing home nurses can?
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
Why don't dwarfs have cars?
Because they can't get in the door.