Why jokes
Why aren’t koalas actual bears?
They don’t meet all the koalifications!
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they are dead.
Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the beats.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find the first base they came from.
Why did the blonde run outside naked?
She thought the steam was a gas leak.
I know them all, just like you keep busting onto your computer keyboard, that's why it's always got sticky keys
Why do cows have big [udders]? Because they have big balls.
Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
Why is Kyle Rittenhouse the Ultimate Crime Fighter?
Because in one night he killed a pedophile and a domestic abuser.
Why was the rapper always calm during a storm?
Because he knew how to RIDE THE FLOW.
Why did the cow go to space? To go to the moon.
Why can’t orphans do homeschool? They don’t have a home to do so.
Why couldn’t wheelchair Harry Potter go to Hogwarts?
They had no wheelchair ramps or elevators...
For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?
He blacks out.
Why do orphans go to church so they can call someone "father?"
Why does Yoda like to get molested? Because he likes the Force.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't have a home to go to.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
Why did Mimi cross the road?
She had cancer.
I had a friend named Mari. Sadly, she did drugs.
So one day I go up to her and say, “Mari-juana do this???” She later asked me to leave forever... I don’t gnome why, but... it CRACKed me up a bit!!!