Why jokes
Why did the chief go to jail?
Because he beat the eggs and whipped the cream!
Why did Pinocchio cross the road?
To get to the other lied.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
Why did the ocean wave?
It wanted to say "Hi Tide."
Why can't I touch little old women, but nursing home nurses can?
Memes
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
Why don't dwarfs have cars?
Because they can't get in the door.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they finally have someone to call father.
Why did the squirrel swim on his back?
To keep his nuts dry.
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄
Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.
Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."
Why can’t orphans have Google Homes?
Because they don’t have a home.
Why do orphans have to get an iPhone 12?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.