Why jokes
Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣
Why do all orphans have iPhone 10-12?
They don't have a home button.
Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?
Family gathering.
Why are women like KFC? After you finish with the thigh and the breasts, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
Memes
Why doesn't the pirate go to the strip club?
Because he has ALL of the booty!
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
Mr. Smith lived in an apartment. In the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor. Then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. Why did he do that?
Because he was too short! So he pressed the highest button he could and walked to his apartment.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
'Cause he wanted higher grades.
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
What do you say when a person trips?
You say, "Why you trippin'?"
Why was the sea sad? Because it was blue.
Why did the actor fall through the floor?
He was just going through a stage!
Why can’t orphans pick up their phone after school?
Because they need their parents to go pick it up.
Why did the bee get into trouble?
Because he wasn't beehiving very well!
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.