Why jokes
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane!
Why do orphans become criminals?
So they can become wanted for once.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why did the school shooter earn extra points?
Because he was on a kill streak.
Memes
Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?
He was trying to get ahead in life.
Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.
To whoever stole my antidepressants, why do you need them?
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose.
Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.
Why did the prisoner run away?
To spit bars.
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
I was digging a hole in the garden when I found some gold coins.
I was about to run and tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging a hole in the garden...
Jimmy: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Joe: Why?
Jimmy: To get to the idiot’s house.
Jimmy: Knock knock.
Joe: Who’s there?
Jimmy: It’s the chicken.
Why did the lonely fish get a detention? Because he left the school.
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
Why did the orphan grow up to be a priest?
So he could be called Father Les.
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.