Why jokes
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.
Why do orphans become criminals?
So they can become wanted for once.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why did the school shooter earn extra points?
Because he was on a kill streak.
Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.
Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.
To whoever stole my antidepressants, why do you need them?
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose.
Why did the prisoner run away?
To spit bars.
"I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe."
"Why?"
"Because I want to hang!"
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
Why have there been so many deaths around the world?
Trees and ropes.
Why can't I touch little old women, but nursing home nurses can?
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
Q: Why did the student eat his homework?
A: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!