Why jokes
Why was the duck arrested?
Because it was caught selling quack.
I keep hearing "Obesity kills."
My only question is "Why is it taking so long?"
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, “This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for £300 as long as you can say it in three words.” The guy replies, “Hey, why not?” He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays £300 on the bar, and says slowly, “Paint...my....house.”
Why do seagulls not fly over the bay?
Because if they did, they'd be bay gulls.
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
Guy #1 is being picked up by Guy #2 from the hospital.
Guy #1: Oh man, I just got my prostate checked. It's not looking good.
Guy #2: Why, what is it?
Guy #1: Turns out, I have prostate cancer.
Guy #2: Oh man that sucks...
Guy #1: Yeah, it's a real pain in the ass!
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
So a mushroom walks in a bar and the waiter says, "You can't be here."
And the mushroom says, "Why? I'm a fungi!"
Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never eat anything that is family size.
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
Why did the hooker fall in love? Stockholm syndrome.
Why the f was my shooting joke removed? It was funny, and this is obviously a website for morbid humor. WTF, I mean, worstjokesever.com. Come on...
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Q: Why can't dinosaurs clap?
A: Because they're dead.
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they actually have a father there.