Why jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂
I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"
He said, "Dogs."
I said, "Why?"
He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
No one ever forgets it! <3
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he could call someone Father.
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find the home plate.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
Because they aren't wanted.
Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?
Bubbles:...
Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.
Alabama: 😈
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.
Why did the orphan grow up to be a priest?
So he could be called Father Les.
Why don’t I like shafting?
It feels squishy.
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
My friend: To get to the other side?
Me: No, to get to the idiot's house.
My friend: Oh.
Me: Knock knock.
My friend: Who's there?
Me: The chicken.
Why have there been so many deaths around the world?
Trees and ropes.
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.