Why jokes
Why do orphans have to get an iPhone 12?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphan kid.
Kid: Why, Dad?
Dad: So you don't get bored.
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.
Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because the home button does not work.
Memes
Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have a “mother’s” or “father’s” day!
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
Why can’t orphans play poker?
Because they don’t know what a full house is! 🥵🥵👴😂🔫😈💀💀💀💀💀💀
Why don't teachers give orphans homework? Because they can't go home...
Why can orphans get away from the FBI?
Because they don't have a house.
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no balls to do it.
Why did the orphan become a criminal?
Because he wanted to actually be wanted.
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
Why are pirates pirates?
Because they're Arrrrrrrggghhh!!!
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
Pokemon: Are you a Flareon? Why?
Because you’re a sexy fox.
Pokemon: Why was Hypno so energetic?
He wasn’t Drowzee anymore.