Why jokes
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
Memes
Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣
Why couldn’t the principal call the orphan's parents?
Because he doesn’t have any.
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚!?️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"
How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: Why? Me: Because they can't find home.
Why did Jesus create the Devil?
He didn't recognize himself through the time portal.
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
Why did the golfer change his pants?
Because he got a hole in one!
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane!
Why do orphans become criminals?
So they can become wanted for once.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why did the school shooter earn extra points?
Because he was on a kill streak.
Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?
He was trying to get ahead in life.