Why jokes
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
Why can't an orphan read?
He couldn't go to school without a parent's signature.
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
Why did the chiropractor go to jail? For not paying $75 in back taxes.
Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high!
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because the home button does not work.
Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have a “mother’s” or “father’s” day!
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
Why can’t orphans play poker?
Because they don’t know what a full house is! 🥵🥵👴😂🔫😈💀💀💀💀💀💀
Why don't teachers give orphans homework? Because they can't go home...
Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln? Because he has a fat nugen.
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no balls to do it.
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
Why are pirates pirates?
Because they're Arrrrrrrggghhh!!!