Why jokes
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands!
Why did the girl not eat her dinner?
because she has an eating disorder.
Why are orphans whores?
Because they want a sugar daddy. 🙃
Why should a feminist never join the United Auto Workers, UAW?
Because the only thing that a feminist would do in the United Auto Workers, UAW is lick pussy all day in the woman's restroom.
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
Why does this always happen to me...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken!
Why did Steven Hawking go to hell?
Because there is a stairway to heaven.
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off!
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?
They don't want to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it was stuck in a crack.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't "peeling" well!
Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.
1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!
Why does Apple logo depict 1 byte in the 21st century?
There is a rich child and a poor child. The rich child invites the poor child to his house and shows him all the toys and tells him: "Look at what a beautiful radio-controlled airplane I have! You don't have it because you are poor!" The poor child answers: "You're right, it's very nice, but I have one thing that you don't have!" The rich child then invites him into the garden and shows him the swimming pool, the trampoline, and all the other games that can be done outdoors and says to the poor child: "Look at that beautiful swimming pool I have! It is very big; you don't have it because you are poor!" And the poor child says: "Beautiful, it is really beautiful! But one thing that you don't have." So the rich child feels bad. He says: "Wait, but I'm rich! How is it possible? I have everything I want because I'm rich. Why do you have something that I don't have?" And the poor child says: "I have cancer!"
Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?
Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?
Tax credit.
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!