Why jokes
Why don't dwarfs have cars?
Because they can't get in the door.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.
Why can't I touch little old women, but nursing home nurses can?
Why did the chickens cross the road?
To get to KFC.
Why couldn't an orphan have an iPhone 6? He couldn't find the home button.
Why couldn’t the principal call the orphan's parents?
Because he doesn’t have any.
Q: Why did the student eat his homework?
A: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
Why are pirates pirates?
Because they're Arrrrrrrggghhh!!!
Pokemon: Why was Hypno so energetic?
He wasn’t Drowzee anymore.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
Why did the orphan fail all his classes?
He couldn’t do his homework.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They always come back.
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚!?️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no balls to do it.
Why did the orphan become a criminal?
Because he wanted to actually be wanted.
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!