Why jokes

Orphan

  • Why can’t orphans play poker?

    Because they don’t know what a full house is! 🥵🥵👴😂🔫😈💀💀💀💀💀💀

    Orphan

  • Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?

    Because they don’t have a “mother’s” or “father’s” day!

    Math

  • Why are Amoebas so bad at math?

    Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.

    Piano

  • Why was the piano waiting at the front door?

    Because it forgot which key to use!

    Robot

  • Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?

    Because they have a break down.

    Orphan

  • Why can’t orphans pick up their phone after school?

    Because they need their parents to go pick it up.