Why jokes
Today I asked my phone, Siri, why am I still single?
And I activated the front camera! 😭😭😭😭😭
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.
Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?
Bubbles:...
Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.
Alabama: 😈
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
They don't know what a house is.
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
Why do gay men hate periods?
They prefer Collins.
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? Because it ran out of juice.
Why did God create women before men?
He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.
Why do orphans like robbing banks?
So they can be wanted.
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
Why was the orphan stupid?
Because his parents couldn't guide him.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
Q: Why was the 4 year old anti-vaxer crying?
A: He was in a mid-life crisis.