Why jokes
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln? Because he has a fat nugen.
The pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed.
When I was in the shower, I couldn't hear it. Why? Because the "p" is silent.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Q. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
A. Because it has a silent pee.
A young boy walked up to his dad and asked, "Daddy, why are you banned from coming to elementary school?"
The dad calmly replies, "Because that's how I met your mother."
Mr. Smith lived in an apartment. In the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor. Then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. Why did he do that?
Because he was too short! So he pressed the highest button he could and walked to his apartment.
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.
Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.
Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.
Why don't teachers give orphans homework? Because they can't go home...
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because the home button does not work.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have a “mother’s” or “father’s” day!
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
Why can’t orphans play poker?
Because they don’t know what a full house is! 🥵🥵👴😂🔫😈💀💀💀💀💀💀
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
Why can’t an Orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can orphans get away from the FBI?
Because they don't have a house.
Why can’t orphans have Google Homes?
Because they don’t have a home.