Why jokes
Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?
Bubbles:...
Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.
Alabama: 😈
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.
Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Dad: Don't know, why?
Son: Because they taste funny.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home plate is.
Why do orphans only have 362 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mothers', Fathers', and Family Day!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why couldn’t the principal call the orphan's parents?
Because he doesn’t have any.
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can’t an Orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play poker?
Because they don’t know what a full house is! 🥵🥵👴😂🔫😈💀💀💀💀💀💀
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have a “mother’s” or “father’s” day!
Why do all orphans have iPhone 10-12?
They don't have a home button.
Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.