Why jokes
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.
Q: Do you know why God created yeast infections?
A: So women will know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt, too.
Why did I give an orphan the iPhone X?
Because it is the first one without a home button.
Why do women love Chinese food? Because WON TON spelled backward is NOT NOW!
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.
Memes
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?
In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
Why was Santa happy?
'Cause he has hoes.
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
Why do gay men hate periods?
They prefer Collins.
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To brush up on his rhymes!
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box.
Why did the telemarketer cross the road?
I don't know.
I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.
Why did God create women before men?
He didnât want any advice on how to do it.
Why do Mexicans take Xanax?
Because theyâre Hispanic attacks.
Why are camels known as ships of the desert?
Because theyâre full of Arab semen.
Why canât you have a proper conversation with a gay person?
Theyâre never straight with you.
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
The daughter walks up to her father and asks him, "Dad, can I ask you something?"
The father says, "Of course, what's your question?"
The daughter replies and asks, "How do you feel about abortion?"
The father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?"
The daughter replies, "I don't have a sis-"
I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and I asked him, "Why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics, and building supplies in your basement?"
He responded with, "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time I perform, people tell me I need new material!"