Why jokes
Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Because they have no body to go with.
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
Why does Sophia have no ears? Her mom gave her, her first haircut.
I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger... then it hit me!
- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?
- He is very cold-blooded.
- Why?
- He is Ice Cube.
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: Impatient feminist.
Friend: Impati--
Me: Why don't we have equal pay YETTTTTTT?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
Why was Hitler banned from Formula One?
He could never finish a race.
Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?
He wanted to see a floor show.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because her students were so bright.
Why did the author go to the emergency room?
His editor told him he needed an appendix removed.
Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips?
They were all family sized.
So 6 is scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
They don’t have a closet to hide in.
Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.
In jail, why is the white guy scarier than the black guy? Because the white guy actually did something.
90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist.
I remember I met an orphan. He asked, "Can I suck your thumb?" I said, "Why?" Because "that'd be pig."