Why jokes
Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?
Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!
Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.
Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!
Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.
Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait
Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Why do Asians excel at math?
Because their dog can never eat their homework.
Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.
Why can't British people play chess?
Because they lost their queen.
What did Google Translate say to Siri?
"Why are you so Siri-ous?"
Memes
Why didn't the drummer play?
Because he got a percussion.
Why is it called a building if it's already built?
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?
Because physically challenged gay men do it best! 👏 🙌 👍👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 🥰 😊 😃 😄 😁 😍 💖 ❤️ 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘
Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.
Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his master's degree.
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: Because they come back, unlike their parents.
Why You should never poop on the floor in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have Windows. 🤢 🤣
Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.
Why did the gay man get raped?
He assed for it.
Why is hangman always done in black ink?
To make it more realistic.
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.