Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.
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Why is a bee's hair so smooth and sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted.
Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.
Why can't you play memory snap in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have a Mother’s and Father’s Day.
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?
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Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating?
They like to bone a petite.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father’s or Mother’s Day.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Why did Muhammad Ali go down? Because he couldn't stand the cancer.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent signature.
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?...
Because it's a FAMILY company.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home plate is.
