Why jokes
Why is a waiter good at math?
Because he knows his TABLES! 🤣
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?
Because a SANSET is happening.
You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass-produced coffin in a pre-buried grave dug by machinery that is then filled by mourners.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he wanted to CUT through the competition!
Why can't Asians have a white baby? Because two wongs don't make a white.
Why does five plus five equal eleven?
Because it's actually six.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
7 ate 9 and 10!
Why did the orphan become a str1pper?
So she can have someone to call daddy.
Why do people have sex?
Because they like going "Ahhhhhhhhhhh fuck me, bitch, I love you!"
Why did the dog join the marching band?
Because he had his trum-bone.
Why did he die so soon? Oh, I know, he forgot to plug in his charger!
Why can't an orphan ever play baseball?
Because they never found home.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she has no arms.
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?
It’s the only place they can vote!
Why are school shooting jokes so funny? Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!
Why are orphans prostitutes?
So they can call someone "daddy."