Why jokes
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why can’t orphans be married?
Because they won’t have their parents' blessings.
Do you know why there is no “f” in “orphan?”
Because it stands for family.
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick.
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
Why was the orphan stupid?
Because his parents couldn't guide him.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?
He was trying to get ahead in life.
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!
Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.
Why did the prisoner run away?
To spit bars.
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane!
Why do orphans become criminals?
So they can become wanted for once.
Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.