Why jokes
Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."
Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphan kid.
Kid: Why, Dad?
Dad: So you don't get bored.
Why can orphans get away from the FBI?
Because they don't have a house.
Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
The pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed.
When I was in the shower, I couldn't hear it. Why? Because the "p" is silent.
Why can’t an Orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Q. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
A. Because it has a silent pee.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why doesn't the pirate go to the strip club?
Because he has ALL of the booty!
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.
A young boy walked up to his dad and asked, "Daddy, why are you banned from coming to elementary school?"
The dad calmly replies, "Because that's how I met your mother."
Why are Nepalese 🇳🇵 bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their 👑.
Why can’t orphans have Google Homes?
Because they don’t have a home.
Why do orphans have to get an iPhone 12?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day!
Why was the piano waiting at the front door?
Because it forgot which key to use!
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.