Why jokes
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
Why did the orphan fail all his classes?
He couldn’t do his homework.
Memes
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They always come back.
Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.
Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."
Why can’t orphans have Google Homes?
Because they don’t have a home.
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day!
Why do orphans play GTA 5?
To get wanted!
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Why was the piano waiting at the front door?
Because it forgot which key to use!
Why didn’t the cat cross the road?
Answer: Because it’s a scaredy-cat.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball??
They can’t hit a home run! 😂
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their parents.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.