Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?
He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
Why Jokes
Why do people who get shot in the head always become therapists?
They are more open-minded.
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they're fucking assholes.
If you are what you eat,
why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?
Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?
They’re never straight with you.
Why did the cellphone get glasses? Because it lost its contacts!
Why was Santa happy?
'Cause he has hoes.
Why did the dick go insane?
Someone kept messing with his head.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
Because Kermit likes his pork sweet and sour.
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?
In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
Why did God create women before men?
He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
Why does your grandma like gardening so much?
Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees.
Why did the dwarf work at Tesco?
Because every little bit helps!
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
Why do vegans use blowjobs?
Because they can’t take real meat.
