Why jokes
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.
Why did the ocean wave?
It wanted to say "Hi Tide."
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Why shouldn't you get in a fight with a dinosaur?
You'll get jur ass kicked.
Why did the doctor get mad?
Because he was losing his patients.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?
He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.
Why don't dwarfs have cars?
Because they can't get in the door.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.
Why did the chief go to jail?
Because he beat the eggs and whipped the cream!
Why did Pinocchio cross the road?
To get to the other lied.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they finally have someone to call father.
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
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