Why jokes
Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.
To whoever stole my antidepressants, why do you need them?
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose.
Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.
Memes
Why did the prisoner run away?
To spit bars.
I was digging a hole in the garden when I found some gold coins.
I was about to run and tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging a hole in the garden...
Jimmy: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Joe: Why?
Jimmy: To get to the idiot’s house.
Jimmy: Knock knock.
Joe: Who’s there?
Jimmy: It’s the chicken.
Why did the lonely fish get a detention? Because he left the school.
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
Why did the orphan grow up to be a priest?
So he could be called Father Les.
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
"I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe."
"Why?"
"Because I want to hang!"
Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
Why do laws forbid hoes from owning stocks in condom makers?
Answer: Insider trading.