Why jokes
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
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Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do trees never call Emos? Because they always hang up on them.
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
Why do orphans have an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
Why do trees always gotta leave me hanging?
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one.
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side.
Why was the computer late for work?
He had a hard drive.
Why can't an orphan read?
He couldn't go to school without a parent's signature.
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Why did the chiropractor go to jail? For not paying $75 in back taxes.
Why do people make fun of you jokes in worst jokes ever? Because it is called "worst jokes ever."
Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high!