Why jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side.
Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln? Because he has a fat nugen.
Why can’t an Orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Q. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
A. Because it has a silent pee.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
what the hell do i have saved on my phone and why
A young boy walked up to his dad and asked, "Daddy, why are you banned from coming to elementary school?"
The dad calmly replies, "Because that's how I met your mother."
Why was 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
Mr. Smith lived in an apartment. In the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor. Then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. Why did he do that?
Because he was too short! So he pressed the highest button he could and walked to his apartment.
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
The pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed.
When I was in the shower, I couldn't hear it. Why? Because the "p" is silent.
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣
I'm really bored and I don't know what's up with Prince. He isn't talking to me.
And Freshfry, why are you so mean now?
Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
Why doesn't the pirate go to the strip club?
Because he has ALL of the booty!
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.