Why jokes
Why didn't the chair cross the road? Because it was a chair.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off!
Why did the man put himself on fire?
To BURN Calories.
Why did Ten die?
It was between 9/11.
Me: *looks at person's hand* This guy doesn't have fingers!
Random person with no fingers: Why do you have to point that out?
Why was the dog staying in the shade?
Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
Why was the Burnside Bridge so hot?
Because it's on the burning side.
Why did Jimmy throw his clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly.
Why can't you hear the Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because its pee is silent.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
Why can’t orphans pick up their phone after school?
Because they need their parents to go pick it up.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So that they had someone to call father.
Why did the child drop their ice cream?
They got hit by a bus.
Why is Santa's sack so big?
Because he comes once a year.
Why do people drink Starbucks? Because it's too hot to handle!
Why is my pee pee 2 inches in length but 5 in girth?
Why was 6 so afraid of 7?
7 killed 6's parents.
Today I asked my phone, Siri, why am I still single?
And I activated the front camera! 😭😭😭😭😭