Why jokes
Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?
'Cause they can't make it family friendly.
Why did you and Sarah break up?
'Cause she cheetahed on me.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.
So the coach got mad at me because I'm the only one on my team who is only a bit on the spectrum, and I was just keeping the ball to myself. The coach pulled me aside and said, "Pass to others." I said, "Why?" And he said, "There's no 'I' in 'team.'" I said, "Yeah, but there's an 'm' and an 'e.'"
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
Why do orphans like emos?
Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
Why did everyone suggest that the cheetah eat all the pumpkins?
Because he cheated at everything!
I don't want to die alone... That is why I am working my way up to become a suicide bomber!
Why can't England play chess?
Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.
Why can orphans have a phone? Because they can find the home button.
Why don't you have a life?
Because you're ugly.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks.
Why is a waiter good at math?
Because he knows his TABLES! 🤣
Why can orphans never be kidnapped?
No one can tell them that "your parents said that they would be delayed and I was told to pick you up."
Why do orphans play GTA?
'Cause they're actually wanted.
Question: Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?
Answer: Tequila
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Why do emo kids not like trees? They always leave them hanging.
Why aren't emos and trees friends? Because the tree leaves them hanging.