Why can't orphans eat chips?
'Cause they're family sized!
Why Jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
Why are orphans so lucky?
Every crisp packet is family sized.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because it saw an iceberg selling candy.
Why did the Titanic sink? It's because they didn't want the icebergs' candy.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
Bully: I wasn't talking to you.
Me: Then why are you listening?
Why is it ok to punch an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why did an old man fall in a well?
Because he couldn't see that well.
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
Why is a priest different from acne?
Acne waits to come on your face.
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they can’t get home.
I was digging a hole in my garden, then I found a treasure chest. I was so happy. I went to tell my wife, but then I remembered why I was digging a hole.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?
(Doesn't have boss bar.)
