Why jokes
Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there's a Target on every corner.
I asked my nan if she wouldn't mind shitting in a bucket when we went camping. She replied, "Why the fuck would I want to sit in a bucket?" So eventually she did, and I took the best shit I have ever had!
Why are women like KFC? After you finish with the thigh and the breasts, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Why did the emu cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off. Yeah, I hate myself, man.
Why did the dick go insane?
Someone kept messing with his head.
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender.
Why can't orphans have iPhones?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
Because every play has a cast.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
Why did he go to hell? Because he couldn't use the stairs to Heaven.
A husband and wife are crossing the street. The husband is explaining to the wife why you should always look both ways before crossing the street.
Man: "So you see, Dolly? You should always look both ways before crossing the street."
The man turns and looks to his wife, but she is not there!
Man: "Dolly? Dolly!"
The man looks around and sees Dolly laying dead on the street.
Man: "Dolly!"
Why can't orphans play paintball?
Because they don't have parent supervision.
Why did the vegetable cross the road? He didn't, he just sat there.
So in prep class, the students were asked to write a letter to their grandparents for Grandparents Day.
Little Johnny's friend, Little Sally, wrote things like, "Thank you," and, "You are so nice!" And Little Johnny goes, "What are you doing? You got it wrong!" So Sally says, "What do you mean? It's a letter." Little Johnny says, "Why did you do it like that? Just write a letter from the alphabet like the teacher said!" Then he says, "I wrote a J to remind them of me!"
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
Why don’t I shut myself all the time?
I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
Why was the Koala Bear so clever?
Because he had good koalifications!
Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?
'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.