Why jokes
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they're fucking assholes.
Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?
Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.
I asked my mom if I can help her out with the cooking, she answered yes.
A few hours later, dinner was ready and dad came to join. Mother said, "Honey, can you get the mashed potatoes?" Dad said, "Why, she’s right here."
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA? They aren't wanted!
Why do Mexicans take Xanax?
Because they’re Hispanic attacks.
Memes
Why did Santa stop at three ho's?
Ms. Claus caught him.
Why was Helen Keller so bad at driving?
Because she's a woman.
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?
In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
Why did the cellphone get glasses? Because it lost its contacts!
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box.
Why did the telemarketer cross the road?
I don't know.
I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
The daughter walks up to her father and asks him, "Dad, can I ask you something?"
The father says, "Of course, what's your question?"
The daughter replies and asks, "How do you feel about abortion?"
The father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?"
The daughter replies, "I don't have a sis-"
I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and I asked him, "Why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics, and building supplies in your basement?"
He responded with, "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time I perform, people tell me I need new material!"
A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up, and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up, so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”
Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler.
Why does the orphan commit suicide to join the other side to see their parents?
Why is the orange 🍊 the fastest fruit?
Because it never runs out of juice.
Why are mountains 🏔 so funny? Because they’re hill areas, do you get it? They are hill areas, like a mountain is a hill area. It sounds like hilarious, so you get it.