Why jokes
Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly?
Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.
Why didn’t the emo attend her grandma’s funeral?
She thought her grandma was trying to flex.
Why was Helen Keller slurring her fingers?
She was drunk.
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
Memes
lmao why do people think they can fly?
Why do orphans suck at web design?
They don’t know what a home page is.
Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?
He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
Q: Do you know why God created yeast infections?
A: So women will know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt, too.
Why did I give an orphan the iPhone X?
Because it is the first one without a home button.
Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high-ranking position in the US government?
Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?
Why do people who get shot in the head always become therapists?
They are more open-minded.
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they're fucking assholes.
Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?
Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.
I asked my mom if I can help her out with the cooking, she answered yes.
A few hours later, dinner was ready and dad came to join. Mother said, "Honey, can you get the mashed potatoes?" Dad said, "Why, she’s right here."
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA? They aren't wanted!
Why do Mexicans take Xanax?
Because they’re Hispanic attacks.
Why did Santa stop at three ho's?
Ms. Claus caught him.
Why was Helen Keller so bad at driving?
Because she's a woman.
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.