Why did the electron leave the atom? Because it had its Ion someone else.
Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright
I asked my mum why she’s depressed, she said her life has been a wreck? I asked how long has it been, she then asked when I was born
Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?
They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.
Why don't orphans like to get lost??
Because somebody's going to ask where their parents are.
Son: Dad, why did name my sister Paris? Dad: Because she was made there. Son: Thanks, Dad. Dad: You're welcome, Backseat.
Do want to know why they call it an orphanage? Cause they couldn't call it orphans home
Why are women like hurricanes?
They come in nasty and wet then leave with your house and car.
You know why I don't buy Velcro items anymore?
They are a total rip off.
Wonder why the British are so good at chess? They have the queen.
Wonder why Americans are so bad at chess? They lost two towers.
why do people like dating us emo girls? because of the texture on our thighs
Roses are red, I dont know why, Living is hard, I want to die.
Why do priests like kids in wheelchairs? Because they can’t run.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? -- He doesn't stand for anything.
Why can’t Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? When he asked who the best composer was they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach."
Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. 😆
Johnny Depp, Michael Jackson, and Marilyn Manson all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Why don't you take a seat, right over there?" Turns out the bartender was Chris Hansen himself.
Why cant asians play cricket Theyll eat the bat
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt-quack.
