Why jokes
Why are vaginas and the Mariana Trench similar? Lots of seamen go missing there.
Why does Helen Keller hate the national anthem? Oh, say, can you see?
I turned off all the beeping machines in the hospital. I love the peace and quiet, but I don't know why everyone is sleeping cause it's only 8 am.
Why did the ACLU block the cellphone number of a Christian nationalist minister? Because the Christian nationalist had a virus on his cellphone and kept calling the ACLU because he wanted to join the ACLU because he wanted to become a card-carrying member of the ACLU.
Why did the blind man fall down the well?
He couldn't see that well.
Bestfriend meme
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt-quack.
Why does Peter Pan always fly? Because he Neverlands.
Today, I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I still single?" and it activated the front camera.
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box.
Why do vegetarians give anonymous blowjobs at the glory hole at an adult book store? Because they don't want anybody to find out that they like meat.
Why did the blind man fall down the well?
He just couldn't see that well.
Three drunk men get in a taxi. The driver knew they were drunk, so he started the car and turned it off. The first man gave him the money. The second man thanked him, but the third man slapped the driver. The driver, surprised that he noticed, asked why, and the third man replied with, "Why did you drive so fast?"
A man asks a woman, "Are you a school?"
The woman replies, "No, why?"
The man says, "Oh, I wanted to shoot my kid inside of you."
Why did the tomato blush? -- Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the male orphan decide to be gay?
Because he wanted someone to call "daddy."
Why couldn't the emo kid hang himself?
After eating through his feelings, the belt wouldn't fit around his neck.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game.
They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, the guy asked his girlfriend how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it!" she replied, "Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"
She said, "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!' I’m like, hellooooo! It’s only 25 cents!"
Why did 10 die? -- He was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the skeleton not rob the bank?
He did not have the guts!