Why jokes

Phone

Today, I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I still single?" and it activated the front camera.

Jesus

Why can’t Jesus be born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.

Memes

Vegetarian

Why do vegetarians give anonymous blowjobs at the glory hole at an adult book store? Because they don't want anybody to find out that they like meat.

Well

Why did the blind man fall down the well?

He just couldn't see that well.

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  • Drunk man

    Three drunk men get in a taxi. The driver knew they were drunk, so he started the car and turned it off. The first man gave him the money. The second man thanked him, but the third man slapped the driver. The driver, surprised that he noticed, asked why, and the third man replied with, "Why did you drive so fast?"

    Emo kid

    Why couldn't the emo kid hang himself?

    After eating through his feelings, the belt wouldn't fit around his neck.

    School

    A man asks a woman, "Are you a school?"

    The woman replies, "No, why?"

    The man says, "Oh, I wanted to shoot my kid inside of you."

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  • Gay

    Richard: Mom, someone called me gay.

    Richard's mom: Why didn't you slap him across his face?

    Richard: No, I couldn't.

    Richard's mom: Why?

    Richard: Because he was cute.

    Quarterback

    A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game.

    They had great seats right behind their team's bench.

    After the game, the guy asked his girlfriend how she liked the experience.

    "Oh, I really liked it!" she replied, "Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

    Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"

    She said, "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!' I’m like, hellooooo! It’s only 25 cents!"

    Priest

    Why did the Catholic priest suck dick at a glory hole?

    Because someone asked him what he would do for a Klondike bar.