Why Jokes

Why do ducks have feathers?

To cover their butt-quack.

Why did the blind man fall down the well?

He couldn't see that well.

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Why did the Secret Service detain Johnny Depp at the White House?

Because he was about to kick the cabinet.

Why is Santa always so jolly because he knows where all the naughty girls live?

Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll? Ken came in another box.

Why does peter pan always fly because he NeverLands

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Why did the blind man fall down the well?

He just couldn't see that well.

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Richard: Mom, someone called me gay. Richard's mom: Why didn't you slap him across him face. Richard: No, I couldn't. Richard's mom: Why. Richard: Because he was cute.

Why did the tomato blush? -- Because it saw the salad dressing.

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game.

They had great seats right behind their teams bench.

After the game the guy asked his girlfriend how she liked the experience.

“Oh, I really liked it!” she replied, “Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.”

Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, “What do you mean?”

She said, “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!’ I’m like, hellooooo! It’s only 25 cents!”

Why did 10 die? -- He was in the middle of 9/11.

Why did the skeleton not rob the bank?

He did not have the guts!

Why didn't the toilet paper make it across the road?

It got stuck in a crack

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Dad: Son, everyone in your class got COVID. Son (in a happy tone): I know. Dad: How do you know and why are you so glad? Son: Well yesterday you told me to spread positivity.