Why jokes
Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.
Why are grapes never alone?
Because they hang out in a bunch!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the studio on the other side.
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
McNeill's mom wrote a shopping list for supper:
cabbage _50
Carrots-50
Cooking fat -100
Onions_20
Tomato-20
salt-10
Total=250
She gave McNeill the list to get the ingredients.
McNeill took long to return home from the shopping.
His mom decided to call McNeill to ask why are taking long. McNeill answered, "I have all the ingredients, but I'm looking for total."
this is why we need to kill all of the birds because the birds are giving the government pictures for the cloning
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They already lost two towers.
Why can't the skeleton go to the prom?
Because he had no-BODY to go with!
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him!
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!
Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?
Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six offender.
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!
Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?
Then he read my username and knew.
Why should you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!