Why jokes
Why are smurfs blue?
Because they get bruises all the time.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers, it can dodge!
Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.
"Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?"
"It didn't have the guts!"
Why did the pencil want to kill himself?
He had no point in life.
Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?
Because all they can do is mandate.
Why did NASA have to go to space? Because space is lonely.
Watersharky Music Productions Presents As It Was by Harry Styles.
Holdin' me back Gravity's holdin' me back I want you to hold out the palm of your hand Why don't we leave it at that?
Nothin' to say When everything gets in the way Seems you cannot be replaced And I'm the one who will stay, oh-oh-oh
In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it's not the same
Answer the phone "Harry, you're no good alone Why are you sitting at home on the floor? What kind of pills are you on?"
Ringin' the bell And nobody's coming to help Your daddy lives by himself He just wants to know that you're well, oh-oh-oh
In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it's not the same
Go home, get ahead, light-speed internet I don't wanna talk about the way that it was Leave America, two kids follow her I don't wanna talk about who's doin' it first.
Why is one brain cell kinda like finding your dad?
Because there's a one in a billion chance of finding them.
Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.
Why did the turtle start flying? He was on a jet.
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
Is it far enough? We publish interviews with people who know a lot about real wars.
Peace: On one case, that's true, but violence is the slogan for it.
Socialism: Yes, morning and evening. So the Sorce Streftator's work must be stopped!
Maoist: Yes, I like Walken Engspert.
Anarchist: Claire, this is why we don't need democracy, I'm Das Zoe Melsen.
Capitalism: Yes, but the truth is that he is ignorant and cannot be considered as an old leader, but as an employee.
Governor: Yes, but a strong left should be as strong as Minister Janomen Vardan or Director Januso Gavrelic.
Patriots: Are there simple megalithic laws?
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, and they only got plane.
Why do orphans hate baseball?
They don’t know what home base is.
The first child, Daisy, asks her mother why she is named Daisy. The mother said, "That's because a daisy fell on your head when you were born."
The second child, Raindrop, asked why he is named Raindrop, and the mother said, "That's because a drop of rain fell on your head when you were born."
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Why don’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t have a home to go to.
Why did the cat cross the road?
To die.
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!