Why jokes
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
Why did the son go to the store?
To find his dad.
Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.
She got mad and ate the bus!
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.
Why do orphans not love their parents?
Because they don’t have parents.
Why do orphans become criminals?
To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They wanted pepperoni, but got plane instead.
Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle?
Son: Why?
Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why is September 11th the best birthday? No one forgets it!
My boss doctor said that we are getting a surgeon coming in tomorrow. I'm super excited to work with him. The next day, we had to do our first-ever open heart surgery, so me and the surgeon spent many hours on this patient. We finished the surgery and went outside for a smoke, and we were talking. I said, "Why did you keep the patient's blood on your glove?"
He replied, "We in my free time I test it for anything diseases, HIV." The next day, I got invited to his house, and we had some drinks. I said, "This is amazing red tea. What is in it?" Just the 2000 people you have cut open.
My wife said, "Why oh why have you ordered carpet, our house is lovely?"
Thankfully the carpet was put to good use in the end, no more stupid comments coming from a rolled up Emily in the bottom of the ocean!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know how to get to home.
Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.