Why done orphans get offended by dark humor?
It doesn’t hit home
Why can't you solve a murder in Alabama?
All the DNA is identical and there are no dental records
Why do feminists eat so much pussy? to get the taste of dick out of their mouths does it cycle now you stupid bitches
Why are we depressed, is it because that bully in your school, or that you have acne, how about when you listen to you sad song playlist, maybe cause you have no friends, Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake. T^T
why do orphans eat cereal with water, because their dad never came home with the milk
Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?
He doesn't get consent he just uses the force.
Why are Muslims not fond of American cops?
Because Muslims don't like pigs!
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips? Parent Signature: ______
A lot of people ask why I only make jokes about Paul walker and no one else
Because they didn’t have as big of an impact as him
Most people are scared of clowns. That's why everyone runs away from you.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, I hit it with my car 3 blocks down
Sans: why didn't the skeleton not go to the party? Papyrus: because they looked like me? Sans:... Sure
Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?
A: There was a face off in the corner
Why didn't anyone react when the king farted? -- It was a noble gas.
Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.
"Son, I found a condom in your room."
"Gee, thanks, Grandpa!"
"Why are you calling me Grandpa?"
"Because I couldn't find it yesterday."
Why are cats bad storytellers? -- Because they only have one tale.
I’ll never forget my brother’s last words: “Why is there a revolver in your hand?”
why dose a orphan love to go to church because they have someone to call father
Why is a moon rock tastier than an earth rock?
Because it’s a little meteor.
