Why jokes
Why is 9 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why did the stairs move?
Because it was up to something!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
I asked my now ex-boyfriend why he’s scared of my cat. He said it was because of the scratches on my arm.
I told him that my cat doesn’t scratch, but he didn’t believe me. He realised what I meant when he noticed I kept hiding my wrist from everyone else.
(Kinda based on the fact that my ex is indeed scared of cats, and he has been scared of my cat, so yeah 😂)
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
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Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.
Why can’t girls in the Middle East smoke weed?
Because they’ll get stoned.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Answer: Because 7 8 9.
You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.
Why Jake?
FRRR N
Why did the chicken cross the road?
For absolutely no reason.
Why can't England play chess?
Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.
Why do emo kids not like trees? They always leave them hanging.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the playground?
Why is the ocean blue?
A: Because the fish go, "blu-blu."
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find the right direction for his FLOW.
Sorry.
Why are you sorry?
Sorry for putting deez nuts in your mouth.
Why did the Duck go to rehab?
Because he was a Quackhead.
Why did the cheetah go to school?
To be a cheetah.