Why Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, I hit it with my car 3 blocks down

A lot of people ask why I only make jokes about Paul walker and no one else

Because they didn’t have as big of an impact as him

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Most people are scared of clowns. That's why everyone runs away from you.

Why can’t orphans go on school field trips? Parent Signature: ______

Knock knock... Who's there? It's Jesus, let me in... Why? I have to save you.. From what? From what I'm gonna do to you if you don't let me in.

Sans: why didn't the skeleton not go to the party? Papyrus: because they looked like me? Sans:... Sure

Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

A: There was a face off in the corner

Why didn't anyone react when the king farted? -- It was a noble gas.

Why are cats bad storytellers? -- Because they only have one tale.

I’ll never forget my brother’s last words: “Why is there a revolver in your hand?”

Why is parking a car like finding a girlfriend?

All the good ones are taken so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices

A man walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, "May I have a bottle of arsenic, please?" She is shocked. "Why would you want something like that?" The man calmly tells her, "I want to poison my unfaithful wife and her lover." The pharmacist is now horrified. She said, "I can not possibly give you that. It is completely illegal and I would lose my license and be prosecuted for conspiracy and murder!" At this point the man hands the pharmacist a photo of his unfaithful wife having sex with the pharmacist's husband. She examines it then looks up at him. "Oh. I didn't know you had a prescription."

Student: 503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left?

Teacher: 502.

Student: How do you put an elephant in a fridge?

Teacher:No you can't fit an elephant in a fridge!!

Student: Just open door, put elephant in, close door.

Student: How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?

Teacher: open door,put giraffe in, close door

Student: no! Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door.

Student: The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one? Teacher: let me guess the lion?

Student: No!The giraffe because He's in a fridge.

Teacher: WOW!

Student: Sally has to get across a large river home to many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How?

Teacher: Sally stepped on the alligators mouth?

Student:The gators are at the party.

Student: But Sally dies anyway. Why?

Teacher:She drowned?!

Student: no! She got hit in the head by a flying brick.

Why is a moon rock tastier than an earth rock?

Because it’s a little meteor.

why dose a orphan love to go to church because they have someone to call father

Why couldn't Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?

She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.

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-the emo went 2 give the tree a high 5 but the emo was left hanging - how did the gay person die? homocide -why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? he was cutting in line - when does a joke turn into a dad joke? when it leaves and never comes back -I cried when my dad chopped onions. onions was such a good dog -I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away -how is the person over there different the cancer? his dad didn't beat cancer

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