Why jokes
Why does Peter Pan always fly? Because he Neverlands.
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game.
They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, the guy asked his girlfriend how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it!" she replied, "Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"
She said, "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!' I’m like, hellooooo! It’s only 25 cents!"
Why did 10 die? -- He was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the Catholic priest suck dick at a glory hole?
Because someone asked him what he would do for a Klondike bar.
Why did the skeleton not rob the bank?
He did not have the guts!
Spooktober meme!!!
Why didn't the toilet paper make it across the road?
It got stuck in a crack.
Dad: Son, everyone in your class got COVID.
Son (in a happy tone): I know.
Dad: How do you know and why are you so glad?
Son: Well, yesterday you told me to spread positivity.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.
Why do people in a wheelchair make bad jokes? Because they are bad at stand-up.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just WAVED. Can you SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? Don't be a BEACH.
Why do people like dating us emo girls? Because of the texture on our thighs.
Why can't two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
Why can't skeletons play church music?
Because they have no organs.
Mom: Wake up!
Me: No, I'm too disappointed and I have a headache...
Mom: Why are you disappointed?
Me: I took 12 random pills and I still woke up...
I used to be a banker but I lost interest.
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.
Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired).
I asked my mum why she’s depressed, she said her life has been a wreck. I asked how long has it been, she then asked when I was born.
Nobody notices your pain, tears, struggles, but why do they notice your mistakes?
Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost two towers.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp!
Q: You want to know why I don’t make jokes about 9/11?
A: They tend to crash and burn.