Why jokes
Why can orphans have a phone? Because they can find the home button.
Question: Why was "6" scared?
Answer: Because "7" ate "9"!
Mom: ON THE PHONE WITH CHILD- Honey, is Dad late to pick you up again?
Child: No, Mum. Dad is here, but he is talking about me to Mrs. Lili, the math teacher.
Mom: Can you hear them?
Child: I think... they are watching a good movie.
Mom: Why do you think that?
Child: Because I keep hearing this *HOLDS ONTO PHONE* and clap, clap, clap.
Why did Dad Man quit acting?
I don’t know either.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
Why did the ass start a gardening service?
It was great at dropping SEEDS.
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
Why do orphans hate the internet?
Because on the internet, people have families.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't. 61.
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
Why did the cheetah lose in chess? Because he played against cheetahs!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"
Why did the cow knock over Johnny?
Because the cow felt like to dumb.
Why does Struan smell so awful? Because he is friends with Jerp.
Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.
Why did the Twin Towers report to the pizza restaurant?
Because they asked for pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
Why don't paralyzed people laugh?
They hate stand-up comedy.