Why did the blind man fall down the well?
He couldn't see that well.
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll? Ken came in another box.
Why is Santa always so jolly because he knows where all the naughty girls live?
Why did the Secret Service detain Johnny Depp at the White House?
Because he was about to kick the cabinet.
today, i asked my phone, "siri why am i still single" and it activated the front camera
Why does peter pan always fly because he NeverLands
Why do vegetarians give a anonymous blowjobs at the glory hole at a adult book store because they don't want anybody to find out that they like meat
Why do people in a wheelchair make bad jokes? Because they are bad at stand up.
Why did the blind man fall down the well?
He just couldn't see that well.
Bully: "I would roast you but my mom told me not to burn trash." Me: "So that's why you haven't burnt yourself yet." 🤔
man asks a women: Are you a school? women: No why? man: Oh i wanted to shoot my kid inside of you.
Richard: Mom, someone called me gay. Richard's mom: Why didn't you slap him across him face. Richard: No, I couldn't. Richard's mom: Why. Richard: Because he was cute.
Why did the tomato blush? -- Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did 10 die? -- He was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the skeleton not rob the bank?
He did not have the guts!
Why didn't the toilet paper make it across the road?
It got stuck in a crack
Dad: Son, everyone in your class got COVID. Son (in a happy tone): I know. Dad: How do you know and why are you so glad? Son: Well yesterday you told me to spread positivity.
why are Americans so bad at clash of clans, cause they already lost two towers
Why don’t emo girls go to self checkout
Because every time they scan it scans twice.
Why did the catholic priest suck dick at a glory hole? because someone asked him what would he do for a klondike bar
