Why didn't the toilet paper make it across the road?
It got stuck in a crack.
Why Jokes
I turned off all the beeping machines in the hospital. I love the peace and quiet, but I don't know why everyone is sleeping cause it's only 8 am.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.
Dad: Son, everyone in your class got COVID.
Son (in a happy tone): I know.
Dad: How do you know and why are you so glad?
Son: Well, yesterday you told me to spread positivity.
Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?
He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.
Why does Helen Keller hate the national anthem? Oh, say, can you see?
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just WAVED. Can you SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? Don't be a BEACH.
Why does a married heterosexual man want an anonymous blowjob at a glory hole inside an adult bookstore?
Because he doesn't want his wife to find out that he got a blowjob from another man.
Why did the male orphan decide to be gay?
Because he wanted someone to call "daddy."
Mom: Wake up!
Me: No, I'm too disappointed and I have a headache...
Mom: Why are you disappointed?
Me: I took 12 random pills and I still woke up...
Why can't two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
I used to be a banker but I lost interest.
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.
Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired).
Why can't skeletons play church music?
Because they have no organs.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost two towers.
Why do people from Alabama abhor eating tacos and burritos?
Because their meat has to be in bread.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
I don't understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy. It usually takes me days.
Two lesbians adopted a cat. That night, the cat ran away. Why?
Because it heard one say, "I'm gonna eat that pussy."
Me: tries to scan self at Walmart. I can't scan myself, wanna know why?
Alfred: Why?
Me: because I'm worthless... =)
The worst part about church is that you're constantly switching between sitting, standing, and kneeling. I mean, why can't the priest just pick a position and f**k me already!
