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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
Why did the male orphan decide to be gay
Because he wanted someone to call daddy
Mom: Wake up!
Me: No, I'm too disappointed and I have a headache...
Mom: Why are you disappointed?
Me: I took 12 random pills and I still woke up...
Why did hitler kill him self? His gas bill was to high
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I used to be a banker but I lost interest...
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.
Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
Why can’t jesus be born in West Virginia
Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost two towers.
Why can't skeletons play church music? Because they have no organs.
Why does Helen Keller hate the national anthem?Oh say can you see
I don't understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy, It usually takes me days
Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin
Me: trys to scan self at walmart* i cant scan myself, wanna know why? Alfred: Why? Me: because im worthless... =)
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two lesbians adopted a cat that night the cat ran away why ?
because it heard one say i'm gonna eat that pussy
Three dead bodies are delivered to the mortuary one day. Each of them has a great big smile on their face.
The coroner examines the bodies and then calls the police to tell them what has happened.
"First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector", says the coroner.
"Second body: Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."
The inspector then asks, "What about the third body?"
"Ah," says the coroner, "This is the most unusual one. Billy-Bob the redneck from Oklahoma, 30, struck by lightning."
"Why is he smiling then?" asks the inspector.
"He thought he was having his picture taken."
Why do hospitals have fans? To keep the vegetables fresh and cold.
I turned off all the beeping machines in the hospital. I love the peace and quiet, but I don't know why everyone is sleeping cause it's only 8 am
