Why jokes
Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?
He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.
Why does Helen Keller hate the national anthem? Oh, say, can you see?
I turned off all the beeping machines in the hospital. I love the peace and quiet, but I don't know why everyone is sleeping cause it's only 8 am.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just WAVED. Can you SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? Don't be a BEACH.
Memes
Why does a married heterosexual man want an anonymous blowjob at a glory hole inside an adult bookstore?
Because he doesn't want his wife to find out that he got a blowjob from another man.
Why did the male orphan decide to be gay?
Because he wanted someone to call "daddy."
Why can't two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
Why can't skeletons play church music?
Because they have no organs.
Mom: Wake up!
Me: No, I'm too disappointed and I have a headache...
Mom: Why are you disappointed?
Me: I took 12 random pills and I still woke up...
I used to be a banker but I lost interest.
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.
Why canāt bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired).
Why do people like dating us emo girls? Because of the texture on our thighs.
A priest was driving down the road when a cop pulled him over.
The cop asked him if he had anything to drink. The priest said just water.
The cop said, "Then why can I smell wine?"
The priest said, "Good Lord, it happened again!"
A husband comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still canāt cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still canāt fuck."
Nobody notices your pain, tears, struggles, but why do they notice your mistakes?
Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost two towers.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Why do people from Alabama abhor eating tacos and burritos?
Because their meat has to be in bread.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
Why do people in a wheelchair make bad jokes? Because they are bad at stand-up.