Why jokes
Why did Queen Elizabeth II die? She forgot to heal after all those storms.
My friend tried to sleep on napkins.
I guess that's why they're called NAP-kins.
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it realized it had a better chance of survival without them.
Why is my anus burning?
'Cause I sat on an open lighter, oh god, help!
Why did you say hi? Babies don't talk.
seriously
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
I was bullying Stephen Hawking. I told him, "Why not stand up for yourself?"
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Why did the mop lick the floor of the bathroom? Because it was so poopy.
Why can't orphans become YouTubers?
They don't have electricity!
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because it had no body to dance with!
Why did I cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus?
Why does Aaron have no friends? Because his spine is weird and he is fat.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to see his parents.
Why do women fart when they pee? To blow dry.
Q: Why can't you run through a campground?
A: You can only ran, because it's past tents!
Why was the kid sad?
He was adopted.
Why was ten scared?
It was in the middle of 9/11.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school?
They do not have parents to bring to parent/teacher conferences.
BREAKING NEWS
All the desert regions in the world are now considered lush rainforests. They house many different species of life and have significantly helped with the constant carbon dioxide emissions.
The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.