I asked my mum why she’s depressed, she said her life has been a wreck? I asked how long has it been, she then asked when I was born
why do people like dating us emo girls? because of the texture on our thighs
Do want to know why they call it an orphanage? Cause they couldn't call it orphans home
Why don't orphans like to get lost??
Because somebody's going to ask where their parents are.
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Son: Dad, why did name my sister Paris? Dad: Because she was made there. Son: Thanks, Dad. Dad: You're welcome, Backseat.
You know why I don't buy Velcro items anymore?
They are a total rip off.
Why are women like hurricanes?
They come in nasty and wet then leave with your house and car.
Why cant asians play cricket Theyll eat the bat
Wonder why the British are so good at chess? They have the queen.
Wonder why Americans are so bad at chess? They lost two towers.
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? -- He doesn't stand for anything.
Why can’t Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? When he asked who the best composer was they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach."
Johnny Depp, Michael Jackson, and Marilyn Manson all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Why don't you take a seat, right over there?" Turns out the bartender was Chris Hansen himself.
Bully: "I would roast you but my mom told me not to burn trash." Me: "So that's why you haven't burnt yourself yet." 🤔
Why don’t emo girls go to self checkout
Because every time they scan it scans twice.
Why did the ACLU blocked 🚫 📱 the cellphone number of ☺ of a christain nationalist minister because the christain nationalist had a virus on his cellphone 📱 and keep calling the ACLU because he wanted to join the ACLU because he wanted to become a card carrying member of the ACLU
