Why jokes
Why did the ghost become a rapper?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY flow!
Thomas Montgomery would eat his fillet of fish in bed every night. He had fillet of fish bedding and everything. His roommates always asked him, "Why are you eating your fillet of fish in bed?" He wouldn't reply.
His family took him to the best psychologist in the field. Thomas continued emptying his bank account on fillet of fish to eat in bed. His friend said one day, took a picture of Thomas and told him to say cheese. They laughed and went there separate ways. Then in bed that night, Thomas kept on thinking to himself, "I never said cheese before someone snapped my picture." He repeated it again. The next day he thanked his friend, "Fillet in him feel better."
You know why seven ate nine? Because 7, 8, 9.
Why was the orphan so successful? Because when they were told “go big or go home,” they only had one option.
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?
They will TRAIN together.
Why is it so hard to tame a dog?
Because it's unTRAINable!
Why did the French call Napoleon "Napo?" Because it is Napo[leon].
Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room?
Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy.
An innocent boy is reading through his father’s phone, looking at the messages and trying to learn things about his family from them. He saw a message asking for something which seemed strange, but ultimately the boy decided to surprise his father with what it said.
“Timmy, why are there thirty-five cats in the living room?” shouted the father.
“I was only supplying what you wanted from Mother!” replied the boy.
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some UNIVERSAL BARS!
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
You were born on the freeway, you know why?
Because that's where a lot of accidents happen. 😈
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his 4G ran out!
When someone asks you why you went bald, say it wasn't a choice. It just happened.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!
Why was the math book sad at the rapper?
Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.