Why jokes
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)
I: "Get a boomerang."
Type: "Why?"
Me: "Because for frisbee, you need friends."
Why are short people so angry?? Cause they're closer to hell.
Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because it was not born yesterday.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn't peeling well.
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
Why does an orphan play GTA?
To get wanted.
Why do you tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast.
Why couldn't the man get out of the maize maze?
He got corn-ered!
Why do women like Pac-Man so much?
How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?
Why did the orphan cross the road? They thought they saw their mother.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because the P is silent.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Why couldn't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home! 😂
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender.
Wow, why so many of the same joke?
Q: Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion?
A: Because it will eat your "aunts."
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
Why did my foot cross the road?
Because your ass was on the other side.