Why jokes
Pokemon: Are you a Flareon? Why?
Because you’re a sexy fox.
Mum: Why are roses red?
Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.
Mum: I made you.
Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand? It was two tired...
Why can't I talk in the dark?
Because I'm anonymous.
Here are 20 jokes for you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
How does a bee style its hair? With a honeycomb!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be bagels!
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots!
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer!
I hope these jokes brought a smile to your face! Let me know if you'd like to hear more.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.
Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
He fingered a minor.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Why is the day you do laundry, cook, clean, iron, and so on called a day off?
There are 5 cows in a field. One of them is the mom, the rest are kids. One of the kids walked up to the mom and asked, "Why am I named Daisy?" and then a daisy fell on her head.
The second cow came up to the mom and asked, "Why am I named Rose?" and then a rose fell on her head. Then the 3rd cow said, "Why am I named Violet?" then a violet fell on her head. Then the 4th cow walked up and said, "Merrrbere." Then the mom said, "Shutup, cinder block!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
I keep hearing "Obesity kills."
My only question is "Why is it taking so long?"
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because we shot the last one that had a dream.
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.