Why jokes
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because it can’t find the home button.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
Wow, why so many of the same joke?
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender.
Why is a tomato red?
Because it saw the ranch dressing!
Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?
A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because they're all family sized.
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.
Suicidal thoughts aren’t nice, but nor is life. So why not get them both done and over with?
Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)
Why go across town when you can go across the hall?
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know what a home base is.
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk! 😂🤣
A man is digging in his garden and finds a gold chest. He goes to tell his wife.
Then he remembers why he was digging in the garden...
Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?
It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."
I: "Get a boomerang."
Type: "Why?"
Me: "Because for frisbee, you need friends."
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.