Why jokes
Why do cannibals not like to eat clowns?
Cause they taste funny!
Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
Why can’t monkeys play in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they ate the bat!
I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
They wanted somebody to call "daddy."
I don’t know why I go to the gym. Being healthy is dying as fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up.
Q: Why is Saturn a boy planet?
A: Because he has a nice ring to it.
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had a lot of chill flows.
Why is the fanny flat? Because so it can flop about.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to urine on lotion.
Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?
Parental Login: __________
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to Chick-fil-A.
My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the kitchen?
Because he kept dropping the BEETS!