Why jokes
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
Why did my foot cross the road?
Because your ass was on the other side.
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk! 😂🤣
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know what a home base is.
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.
Why do orphans love elevators?
They raise people!
Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?
It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."
I: "Get a boomerang."
Type: "Why?"
Me: "Because for frisbee, you need friends."
Why is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman's stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations?
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
Why are emos like paper?
They cut easily.
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.
Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?