Why jokes
Why is hangman always done in black ink?
To make it more realistic.
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because his options were to go bigger or go home. He only had one choice. :)
Why do orphans go to prison?
Because that's their only home.
I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.
Q: Why was 10 afraid?
A: Because he was always between 9/11.
Why did the frog take the train to work? His car got toad.
Why are women’s feet so small?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.
Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
Q: Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion?
A: Because it will eat your "aunts."
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender.