Why jokes
This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.
Why are the Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost 2 towers.
Why cant Americans play chess?
Because they lost their towers...
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
"I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it."
Why can't New Yorkers play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.
I don't know why my friends look disgusted.
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
Why doesn't bread like warm weather?
It gets toasty!
Why did Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
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Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
Why do orphans hate baseball?
They don’t know what home base is.
My friend tried to sleep on napkins.
I guess that's why they're called NAP-kins.
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.
He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"
Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"