Why can't Orphans work at s.c johnson because its a family company
You wanna know why Stephen Hawking isnt going to heaven? Because it's a stairway not a ramp
why am i so sad?
What did the minute Hand say to the hour hand?
Why are you so tall
Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"
Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."
Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."
Guy: "About that..."
Why did the bike fall over Because it was two tire
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back.
Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.
Why do orphans play GTA? So they can be wanted.
My friend Jimmy said his dad is exactly like Santa. I asked, "Why is it because he gives people presents?" Jimmy told me, "No, it's because I hear so many good things about him but and how he's gonna come home, but never see him."
Why are priests called father? because its too suspicious to call them daddy.
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
so one day a boy was at his dads work when another little boy ran in crying then the dad said aw little boy are you lost wheres your parents and the little boy at his dads work said OMG! dad you cant say that! why cant he say that?
Answer: He works at an Orphanage.
why dint the orange go to the docter
bc he had vitemen C
A wife asked her husband why he cheated on her. His reply was “she was just lying there naked on the table, what was I supposed to do?” The wife reply’s “perform the fucking autopsy!”
Why is the USA bad at Clash Royale? 'Cause they already lost two towers.
Head of Company: We need to stop testing our products on animals. Consultant: Why? The shampoo companies do it. Head of Company: Yeah, but we make dildos.
Why can't the USA and England play chess?"
USA has no towers and England has no queen.
