Why jokes
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!
Why did Anne cross the road?
To get a new head ;)
Q. Why aren't Epstein jokes funny? A. Because it's such a touchy subject.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why am I in jail? Because I wasn't invited to the party in the orphanage 23 days ago. Stupid fucks.
You remind me of a pencil.
Why?
Because at one time, you actually made a valid point. This time, everything is pointless with you around.
Why can't orphans have a computer?
They don't have a home page.
Why does everyone say there are mines in Bosnia? There are no-
Why do lesbians go to Sports Authority?
Because they don't like Dick's!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.
Why couldn’t the dinosaurs talk? Because they were dead.
Why has nobody been on Neptune? Because the wind is so big. And why the wind's so big? Because Neptune's yelling, "GETT OFFF MMY PPRROOPERRTY!!"
I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."