Why jokes
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
"I had a great day today." "Why?" "Because Allison was frustrated at her calculator and started banging it on the side of the table and the teacher screamed, 'Allison how would you like it if I banged you on the table?'"
My friend got mad when he caught me smelling his sister's panties. I don't know why he was mad, maybe because she was wearing them, or because his whole family was watching. Either way, it made the funeral a bit awkward.
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
Me: Have you ever went sky diving?
Friend: No.
Me: Well don't, it sucks.
Friend: Why?
Me: They gave me a parachute and I lived.
Why did I walk across the road?
To get hit by a car.
Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard.
Why are the twin towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain.
Why do Republican men hate transgender people?
Because they lost a dick-measuring contest to a ladyboy in Thailand!
Why are so many Americans stupid? Because they shoot the ones that go to school.
Want to know why parents don't get school shooting jokes?
Because they are aimed at a younger audience.
Why can't Hitler join track?
Because he can't even finish a race.
Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?
Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.
Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.
Why do orphans like getting kidnapped? Because someone actually wants them. 🤣
Why did the United Nations stop the french government from using the guillotine in public?
because the french government was using the guillotine in public on newborn baby boys for circumcision.
Abner’s wife was laying on her death bed. She suddenly used all her strength to sit up and say to her husband, “I must tell you something, or my soul will never know peace. I have been unfaithful to you, Abner. In this very house, not one month ago.”
“Hush, dear,” soothed Abner. “I know all about it. Why else have I poisoned you?”
Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.