Why jokes

Emo kid

Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?

He kept cutting in line.

Orphan

Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.

Funeral

My friend got mad when he caught me smelling his sister's panties. I don't know why he was mad, maybe because she was wearing them, or because his whole family was watching. Either way, it made the funeral a bit awkward.

Day

"I had a great day today." "Why?" "Because Allison was frustrated at her calculator and started banging it on the side of the table and the teacher screamed, 'Allison how would you like it if I banged you on the table?'"

Memes

Sky Diving

Me: Have you ever went sky diving?

Friend: No.

Me: Well don't, it sucks.

Friend: Why?

Me: They gave me a parachute and I lived.

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  • Orphan

    Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard.

    American

    Why are so many Americans stupid? Because they shoot the ones that go to school.

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  • Status

    Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.

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  • Orphan

    Why do orphans like getting kidnapped? Because someone actually wants them. 🤣

    Transgender People

    Why do Republican men hate transgender people?

    Because they lost a dick-measuring contest to a ladyboy in Thailand!

    Public

    Why did the United Nations stop the french government from using the guillotine in public?

    because the french government was using the guillotine in public on newborn baby boys for circumcision.

    Poison

    Abner’s wife was laying on her death bed. She suddenly used all her strength to sit up and say to her husband, “I must tell you something, or my soul will never know peace. I have been unfaithful to you, Abner. In this very house, not one month ago.”

    “Hush, dear,” soothed Abner. “I know all about it. Why else have I poisoned you?”

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  • Sex

    Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.

    Orphanage

    Dad: "I'm giving all your toys to the orphanage."

    Kid: "Why are you doing that?"

    Dad: "So you won't get bored there."