Why jokes
Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?
A: 'Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?
It has better reflexes than the twin towers.
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone?
He got hit by a bus.
Why is Santa always so happy? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man than another heterosexual man?
Experience.
These memes got me re-thinking life
Why do people in Alabama always swipe left on Tinder?
Because they aren't family!
What kind of experience does a feminist have?
Being a bitch.
Why is Donald Trump so jealous of Usain Bolt?
Because he successfully finished a race!
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
So she could have someone to call daddy.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I'm starting to wish my grass was emo.
Why?
So it would cut itself.
Why is 10 so scared? Cause it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Because they are parental guidance.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because "two wongs don't make a white."
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
My friends: Ugh, why are you so lazy and no fun?
My parents: Why can't you be like your siblings?
My teacher: I don't care if you're depressed, focus on your study!
The songs: We understand you :)