Why is Donald Trump so desperate to break into the White House?
Most landlords cannot lease their properties to him due to the fact that he is a felon.
A Pilot is having a talk with one of his passengers, the passenger asks, "Why did you become a Pilot?" The Pilot replies with, "To face my fears." The passenger then says "You're afraid of heights?". "No, i'm afraid of dying alone".
Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?
A: Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them
why did the orphan become a stripper? so she could have someone to call daddy
Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?
It has better reflexes than the twin towers.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
Why kind of experience does a feminist have? being a bitch
I'm starting to wish my grass was emo. Why? So it would cut itself.
Why is Donald Trump so jealous of Usain Bolt?
Because he successfully finished a race!
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Because they are parental guidance.
Why is 10 so scared. Cause it was in the middle of 9/11
My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can't u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don't care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)
Why is Santa always so happy? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
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What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
Why can't disabled people make jokes.
Well, it's called Stand-Up comedy isn't it?
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, "Momma, why is my name Rose?" The mommy cow replies, "Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born." The next calf comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?" The mother replies, "Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born." The third baby comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Daisy?" The momma cow again replieds" Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, "Huh Ruh Buh Duh!" The momma cow says, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"
Why do people in Alabama always swipe left on Tinder?
Because they aren't family!
