Why jokes
Why didn't the dog want to play football??
'Cause he was a boxer!
Why should you shoot a homeless crackhead in the head?
Because they're basically zombies.
"Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?"
"I think you should ask yourself that."
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the studio?
Because he was digging for those UNDERGROUND BEATS!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their flow.
Why did the skeleton die from laughter?
'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
Why are blinds called blinds?
Because when they aren’t closed, they are blinding!
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hangout.
I saw them hanging all day.
Why is it that every time I masturbate, things get out of hand?
Why did the terrorist not go undercover?
Because he blew it!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.
Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
Why did he kill himself?
Because he is adopted to a fat man who farts.
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."