Want to know why parents don't get school shooting jokes? Because they are aimed at a younger audience.
Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.
Why did the United Nations stop the french government from using the guillotine in public? because the french government was using the guillotine in public on new born baby boys for circumcision
You wanna know why I love trains?
They end my suffering.
Why do orphans like getting kidnapped? Because someone actually wants them. 🤣
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
Son: Dad? Why is mommy no longer with us? Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road? Son:why? Dad: To get to the other side but your mother only made it about halfway
Why do Republican men hate transgender people?
Because they lost a dick-measuring contest to a ladyboy in Thailand!
Dad: "I'm giving all your toys to the orphanage."
Kid: "Why are you doing that?"
Dad: "So you won't get bored there."
A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It's driving me nuts.
Why can't orphans go on school trips?
"Parents signature _________"
why cant hitler join track? because he cant even finish a race
People sometimes ask me why I cut myself. I usually answer, that at least i can scan my worth at the supermarket.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now it's clear why everyone calls me handsome.
Someone asked me why I'm Still here...the answer is simple I don't want to be used as a school assembly
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?
to see who's hanging around.
I’ll always remember my dads last words.... Why do you have an axe we live in the city
Why are so many Americans stupid? Cause they shoot the ones that go to school
Why are feminists jealous of men? because men don't have to stand up to piss
