Why jokes
Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?
A: 'Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?
It has better reflexes than the twin towers.
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone?
He got hit by a bus.
Why do people in Alabama always swipe left on Tinder?
Because they aren't family!
Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man than another heterosexual man?
Experience.
Why is Donald Trump so jealous of Usain Bolt?
Because he successfully finished a race!
What kind of experience does a feminist have?
Being a bitch.
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
So she could have someone to call daddy.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I'm starting to wish my grass was emo.
Why?
So it would cut itself.
Why is 10 so scared? Cause it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Because they are parental guidance.
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because "two wongs don't make a white."
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀
Why can't disabled people make jokes?
Well, it's called Stand-Up comedy, isn't it?
There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, "Momma, why is my name Rose?" The mommy cow replies, "Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born." The next calf comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?" The mother replies, "Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born." The third baby comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Daisy?" The momma cow again replieds, "Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, "Huh Ruh Buh Duh!" The momma cow says, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"