Why jokes
Why does my girlfriend have a dick? Oh wait, I'm gay.
Why did the first fence hate the other fence?
The second fence used some of-fensive language.
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
Why did the lettuce win the race?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
seriously
Why does nobody talk to the letter G?
Because it's always in the middle of awkward!
Why was ten scared?
It was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it realized it had a better chance of survival without them.
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Cause he would never look both ways.
Why did you say hi? Babies don't talk.
Why was Mr. Bean on the River Thames?
He was rowing at Kingston.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, and they only got plane.
Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?
Random guy: Why?
Me: Because you look like a whale.
Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.
Watersharky Music Productions Presents As It Was by Harry Styles.
Holdin' me back Gravity's holdin' me back I want you to hold out the palm of your hand Why don't we leave it at that?
Nothin' to say When everything gets in the way Seems you cannot be replaced And I'm the one who will stay, oh-oh-oh
In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it's not the same
Answer the phone "Harry, you're no good alone Why are you sitting at home on the floor? What kind of pills are you on?"
Ringin' the bell And nobody's coming to help Your daddy lives by himself He just wants to know that you're well, oh-oh-oh
In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it's not the same
Go home, get ahead, light-speed internet I don't wanna talk about the way that it was Leave America, two kids follow her I don't wanna talk about who's doin' it first.
Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.