Why jokes
Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in.
Little Johnny: Dad, why are you rubbing the horse's chest and butt?
Dad: I want to see if it's good enough to buy.
Little Johnny: I think Uncle Joe wants to buy Mom.
What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call ten lesbians in a room together? Fingerhut.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet together? A liquor cabinet.
What do you call a room full of 50 lesbians and fifty congressmen? 100 people who don't do dick.
Why don't women wear miniskirts in the winter? 'Cause they would get chapped lips.
What do a cliff jumper and a gay man have in common? If the rubber breaks, they're in deep shit.
Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.
Why do people use terms like "sucky" to mean that they don't like something?
If something "sucks," shouldn't that signify that it is at least good for one thing and will bring pleasure?
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, and I got plane'd.
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
Why do orphans mehfjekskkskdjfjdkdkks?
Wait till the end.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!
Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?
Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!
Why did the stick fall?
Because he is a stick man.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to get home, that's for sure.
Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?
Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.
Why does Apple logo depict 1 byte in the 21st century?
Why is ten afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he wanted to FIND his way to the TOP.
Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?