Why jokes
Why didn't the dog want to play football??
'Cause he was a boxer!
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?
A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
Why did the rooster go to the train station to get the pizza?
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!
Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight(ate) nine.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why are chickens so funny? Because...
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks.
Why did the nut go to the bank?
To cashew its check.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
Why can't orphans play poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why is Santa so happy? He knows where all the naughty girls and ho ho hos live.
Mom, why was I adopted?
Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!
Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!