Why are feminists always against men? because men can piss with something that they can't piss with dicks
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Their dad did not come back with the milk.
why do dwarfs laugh when they run. the grass tickles their balls.
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home to do it at.
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Why didn’t Sthephen Hawking go to heaven? Because its a stair case not a ramp
Why can’t an orphan get suspended or expelled from school? Because they need to contact parents.
Why do the japanese hate Christmas???
Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They wanted someone to call "daddy."
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone?
He got hit by a bus.
Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man better than another heterosexual man? experience
Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?
A: Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them
why did the orphan become a stripper? so she could have someone to call daddy
Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?
It has better reflexes than the twin towers.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
Why kind of experience does a feminist have? being a bitch
A Pilot is having a talk with one of his passengers, the passenger asks, "Why did you become a Pilot?" The Pilot replies with, "To face my fears." The passenger then says "You're afraid of heights?". "No, i'm afraid of dying alone".
Why is Donald Trump so desperate to break into the White House?
Most landlords cannot lease their properties to him due to the fact that he is a felon.
I'm starting to wish my grass was emo. Why? So it would cut itself.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Because they are parental guidance.
