Why jokes

Son: Dad? Why is mommy no longer with us?

Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Son: Why?

Dad: To get to the other side, but your mother only made it about halfway.

Dad: "I'm giving all your toys to the orphanage."

Kid: "Why are you doing that?"

Dad: "So you won't get bored there."

Why can’t an orphan get suspended or expelled from school? Because they need to contact parents.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick.

The bartender asks him why.

And the pirate says:

"Argh, It's driving me nuts."

Why can't orphans go on school trips?

"Parents signature _________"

You wanna know why I love trains?

They end my suffering.

Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?

The grass tickles their balls.

Someone asked me why I'm still here... the answer is simple: I don't want to be used as a school assembly.

Why do midgets laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

People sometimes ask me why I cut myself. I usually answer that at least I can scan my worth at the supermarket.

Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?

To see who's hanging around.

If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now it's clear why everyone calls me handsome.

I'll always remember my dad's last words... "Why do you have an axe? We live in the city!"

Why is Donald Trump so desperate to break into the White House?

Most landlords cannot lease their properties to him due to the fact that he is a felon.

Why are feminists jealous of men?

Because men don't have to stand up to piss.

Why are feminists always against men?

Because men can piss with something that they can't: piss with dicks.

Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Their dad didn't come back with the milk.

A teacher asks a boy in her class, "If 3 birds are sitting on a fence, and one is shot, how many are left?" The boy responds with, "None." The teacher asks why. "They would all fly away after hearing the gunshot." The teacher says, "The answer is 2, but I like the way you think."

Later, the boy asks the teacher, "3 women walk out of an ice cream shop. One is eating with a spoon, one is licking it, and one is sucking it. Which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking it." The boy says, "No, the one wearing the ring, but I like the way you think."

Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They wanted someone to call "daddy."

Why do the Japanese hate Christmas?

Because the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population.