Why jokes
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why can’t mental hospitals have Halloween?
Because the patients thought the pumpkins were them. I tried.
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
There were two snakes slithering along when one snake said to the other snake, "Are we poisonous?" "Idk why?" The other snake responded, "'Cause I just bit my tongue!"
Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.
Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?
A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
Why couldn’t the bike stand up? Cuz it was too tired.
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
Fork pierces the flesh. Guided by hunger's demand, Savoury feast waits.
Tines dig deep within, Seeking the sustenance craved, A mealtime delight.
Belly grumbles loud, Yearning for nourishment's touch, Fork answers the call.
Food on the platter, Fork dances with anticipation, To satiate hunger's plea.
Digestion begins, Fork's journey now complete, Nourishing the soul.
Why does the fork go? To bring joy to empty hearts, Satiating needs.
In the stomach's depths, Fork finds purpose and solace, A culinary bond.
With each mealtime tale, The fork carves memories deep, In stomachs it rests.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?
Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.
Why can't the skeleton go to the prom?
Because he had no-BODY to go with!