Why jokes
Is it far enough? We publish interviews with people who know a lot about real wars.
Peace: On one case, that's true, but violence is the slogan for it.
Socialism: Yes, morning and evening. So the Sorce Streftator's work must be stopped!
Maoist: Yes, I like Walken Engspert.
Anarchist: Claire, this is why we don't need democracy, I'm Das Zoe Melsen.
Capitalism: Yes, but the truth is that he is ignorant and cannot be considered as an old leader, but as an employee.
Governor: Yes, but a strong left should be as strong as Minister Janomen Vardan or Director Januso Gavrelic.
Patriots: Are there simple megalithic laws?
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
Why was the barber mad because I gave him a buzzcut?
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? There is no home plate.
Why did the duck walk across the road? I lost my pecker!
Why did the Irishman use three condoms? To be sure, to be sure, to be sure!
Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?
His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.
Why couldn't the cowboy go to the rodeo?
He forgot his calves!
Why is the elephant headed God the true God?
Because he doesn't exist!
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
Why do all orphans have an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why doesn’t Ganon search the web very often? Because there’s too many links.
There were 5 people on an airplane.
1. The pilot 2. The businessman 3. The Minister 4. The school child 5. The Smartest person in the world
The plane takes off, a good, solid 1 hour in. The pilot comes out and says, "OK guys, I have good news and bad news."
"Bad News is the plane is gonna crash. The good news is that I have 4 parachutes."
The pilot says to his passengers, "Well I'm a pilot, I fly planes. People depend on me!" Took a parachute and went out.
The businessman stands up and says, "Well I'm a businessman, I run companies!" Took a parachute and went out.
The smartest person in the world stands up and says, "I'm the smartest person in the world. No one is smarter than me!" Took a parachute and went out.
Now the minister says to the school child, "Well God has given me a good life. I want you to take the last parachute," and the school child has a massive smile on her face and starts laughing all of the sudden and the minister says, "Why are you smiling?! We're about to die!!!!"
And the school child says to the minister, "Well actually [we're] not gonna die because there are still 2 parachutes left because the smartest person in the world just took my school bag!"
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
Why can't dwarfs go to space? Because NASA is not sending monkeys into space anymore.
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.