Why can't orphans go on school trips?
"Parents signature _________"
Why can’t an orphan get suspended or expelled from school? Because they need to contact parents.
You wanna know why I love trains?
They end my suffering.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Someone asked me why I'm Still here...the answer is simple I don't want to be used as a school assembly
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?
to see who's hanging around.
If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now it's clear why everyone calls me handsome.
why do dwarfs laugh when they run. the grass tickles their balls.
I’ll always remember my dads last words.... Why do you have an axe we live in the city
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Their dad did not come back with the milk.
A teacher asks a boy in her class "If 3 birds are sitting on a fence, and one is shot, how many are left?" The boy responds with "None." The teacher asks why. "They would all fly away after hearing the gunshot." The teacher says, "The answer is 2, but I like the way you think. Later, the boy asks the teacher "3 women walk out of an ice cream shop. One is eating with a spoon, one is licking it, and one is sucking it. Which one is married?" The teacher says "The one sucking it." The boy says "No, the one wearing the ring, but I like the way you think."
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They wanted someone to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home to do it at.
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone?
He got hit by a bus.
Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man better than another heterosexual man? experience