Why jokes

Death

Son: Dad? Why is mommy no longer with us?

Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Son: Why?

Dad: To get to the other side, but your mother only made it about halfway.

Pirate

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick.

The bartender asks him why.

And the pirate says:

"Argh, It's driving me nuts."

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  • Orphan

    Why can’t an orphan get suspended or expelled from school? Because they need to contact parents.

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  • Answer

    Someone asked me why I'm still here... the answer is simple: I don't want to be used as a school assembly.

    Memes

    Self-worth

    People sometimes ask me why I cut myself. I usually answer that at least I can scan my worth at the supermarket.

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  • Midget

    Why do midgets laugh when they run?

    Because the grass tickles their balls.

    Dwarf

    Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?

    The grass tickles their balls.

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  • Sex

    If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now it's clear why everyone calls me handsome.

    Feminist

    Why are feminists always against men?

    Because men can piss with something that they can't: piss with dicks.

    Dad

    I'll always remember my dad's last words... "Why do you have an axe? We live in the city!"

    Orphan

    Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Their dad didn't come back with the milk.

    Donald Trump

    Why is Donald Trump so desperate to break into the White House?

    Most landlords cannot lease their properties to him due to the fact that he is a felon.

    Teacher

    A teacher asks a boy in her class, "If 3 birds are sitting on a fence, and one is shot, how many are left?" The boy responds with, "None." The teacher asks why. "They would all fly away after hearing the gunshot." The teacher says, "The answer is 2, but I like the way you think."

    Later, the boy asks the teacher, "3 women walk out of an ice cream shop. One is eating with a spoon, one is licking it, and one is sucking it. Which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking it." The boy says, "No, the one wearing the ring, but I like the way you think."

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  • Orphan

    Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They wanted someone to call "daddy."

    Christmas

    Why do the Japanese hate Christmas?

    Because the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population.