Why can't orphans work at S.C Johnson? Cause it's a family company.
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X? Because it didn't have a home button.
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.
Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.
Why do orphans go to church? Because they can finally call someone "father."
Why does Donald Trump have a fervent crush on the Russian president?
He is Putin his Dick where it don't belong!
Why can orphans travel around so much? They never get homesick.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
My friend got mad when he caught me smelling his sister's panties. I don't know why he was mad, maybe because she was wearimg them, or because his whole family was watching. Either way it made the funeral a bit awkward.
hi my name isn't pi.look up at sky.and wonder why.why are you alive
What do you do when your sister askes you “why are you sad” Reply back with “Because you were born”
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
"I had a great day today." "Why?" "Because Allison was frustrated at her calculator and started banging it on the side of the table and the teacher screamed, 'Allison how would you like it if I banged you on the table?'"
me: have you ever went sky diving friend:No me:Well don't it sucks friend:Why me:They gave me a parachute and I lived
Why did i walk across the road?
to get hit by a car
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard.
Why are the twin towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plain.
WHy do you play call of duty?
i actually don't know
I asked Daveon if he ever considered trying something new, and he replied 'why fix what ain't broke?????
Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.
