Why jokes
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper.
Why do orphans like belts?
They remind them of their father.
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
Why do goalkeepers have so much money in the bank?
Because they are really good at saving.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
I should test my eyes
The other day, I stumbled upon a comic strip in the newspaper. As I started reading, I could feel a smile creeping onto my face. The characters were so relatable, their situation so absurd, yet so familiar, it was impossible not to find it amusing.
The punchline was unexpected, yet it made perfect sense within the context of the story. It was that surprise, that sudden twist, that made me burst out laughing. It was as if the comic strip had set up a joke and I had walked right into it, completely unsuspecting. The laughter bubbled up from within me, a spontaneous reaction to the unexpected humor.
In that moment, I realized the power of humor. It's not just about making people laugh. It's about bringing joy, about making people see the world from a different perspective, even if just for a moment. And that's why I found that comic strip so funny. It wasn't just a joke, it was a moment of joy, a moment of surprise, a moment of seeing the world in a different light.
Why can Jesus walk on water?
Because rubbish floats.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home looks like.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks!
Why was the whale sad?
Because he is blue!
Why do I look nervous when I enter the church? Is it just because I'm the only one with the bomb?
Why do orphans use water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why is Stephen Hawking so square headed? Because he forgot to shut Minecraft down!
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why is he ourple?
Why do trees always gotta leave me hanging?
Why did Iran, ran?
Iran said, "I ran away!"
This bitch won't message me anymore, what the fuck do I do? Why are bitches so sensitive?
Why was the snowman smiling?
Because he saw the snow blower coming down the street.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because it can’t find home.
