Why jokes
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
Why do orphans play GTA? To get wanted.
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
Why did one emo say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
I asked my mom why dad was so pale and sick. She said, "Shut the fuck up and keep digging!"
WHY THIS
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why did two fours skip lunch? They already ate.
Why do blondes make bad bank robbers?
Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it home.
Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?
Kids: Because you're a psycho path.
Why are some girls scared easily?
They don't have balls.
Why did the M&M go to school?
Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
Why didn't the pirate want to play cards?
Because he was standing on the deck!
Person: Why? You: No.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can't find home!
Why do orphans pray to God?
So they have someone to call father.
Why is the eagle a bird with many skills? Because it’s talon-ted!
Why do special ed classes have fans?
To keep the vegetables nice and fresh.
Nobody really liked our fireplace.
So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why, but now everyone likes our fireplace.