Why jokes
Orphan, why can’t I watch a PG movie?
Because they are Parental Guidance.
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
Why does a woodpecker have a beak?
So as to not smash his head against the tree.
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
Why didn't the seagull fly over the bay? Because it would be a bagel.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
Why do blondes make bad bank robbers?
Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can't find home!
Why do orphans pray to God?
So they have someone to call father.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it home.
Person: Why? You: No.
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
Why is the eagle a bird with many skills? Because it’s talon-ted!
Nobody really liked our fireplace.
So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why, but now everyone likes our fireplace.
Why do sisters hate you?
Because you're their favorite stepbrother :P
Why didn't the pirate want to play cards?
Because he was standing on the deck!
Why did the M&M go to school?
Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.