Why did the octopus cross the road?
'Cause he was on the same side as a sushi restaurant.
Why Jokes
Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?
Because God doesn't punish someone twice.
Why did the crumb cake isolate himself? He had a crumbling social life.
Why did a woman believe she was a target? She had a price tag without any value to it.
Why don't Japanese people like iPhones?
Because they are afraid of American airdrops.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell, not heaven? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend, he said, "It's simple, she pushes all the right buttons."
Why do emos like circles? Because they can hang out with them.
Why are Mexicans so bad in the Olympics?
Because all the ones that can run, jump, and swim live in America.
Why is there no woman on the moon?
Because it doesn't need to be cleaned.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
It's important to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
I was digging in my backyard and I found gold, and I went to run and tell my mom, but I realized why I was digging in the backyard.
Why couldn’t the orphan find home?
Didn’t have eyes.
Why was my mate in "Mission: Impossible?" Because he couldn't find his dad.
Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
Well, I wouldn't want to be named "asdjasdjasdak" either.
Grandpa's last words: "Why do you have a chainsaw?"
Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?
'Cause they can't make it family friendly.
Why didn't the orphan cross the road? Where was he gonna go?
Why did the blonde chick buy two Plan B pills?
She wanted to be for sure for sure!
