Why jokes
Why does a woodpecker have a beak?
So as to not smash his head against the tree.
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
Why can't bugs drive... because they don't have a LICE-ens...
BA-DUM CHHH!
Q: Why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?
A: Because they were a racquet!
Why did the M&M go to school?
It wanted to be a Smartie.
Why did the bat fall out of the tree?
It couldn’t hang in there.
A boy asks a zookeeper, "Why is there a baguette in a cage?"
The zookeeper says, "It's bread in captivity!"
Why were the 1800s so crazy?
Because of Hairriet Tubman.
I only made so it's the 69th in the hair category.
Why was the calf afraid?
Because she was a cow-herd.
Why does the Democratic party want the Republican party to breed rabbits?
Because Democrats are tired of paying for raisins at the grocery store.
Why is Hitler a better person than Jeffrey Epstein?
At least Hitler killed himself.
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
Why does Darth Vader always choke people?
Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans hit a home run?
Because they don't have a home to run to...
Why should you not let an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is. 😢