Why jokes
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
Why do Jews have big noses?
Because air is free...
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
Why do orphans enjoy playing tennis?
It's the only way they’ll get love.
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?
So they can reunite with their dead family.
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
Why was the Orphan boy gay?
So he can call someone Daddy.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Q: Why can't a blonde call 911?
A: Because she can't find the 11.
Why was the calf afraid?
Because she was a cow-herd.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? He didn't have any BODY to go with.
Why would a dead guy lie?
Because he can't stand up.
Why did the one-armed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?
Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!
Why does it take so long for the pirates to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years on C! Pirate: A, B, sea?
Why did two fours skip lunch? They already ate.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.