Why jokes
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)
Why did the man yell at the other? To tell a pun.
Why did the cheetah need to fart on the lion? So he could win the race.
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
Why does your grandma like gardening so much?
Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees.
Wanna know why Stephen Hawking died?
He lost his Wi-Fi connection.
Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.
Why did the girl not eat her dinner?
because she has an eating disorder.
Daughter: Dad, why are you so mean?
Dad: Because you are so mean, that's why.
Daughter: You so get on my nerves.
Dad: I am gonna slap you in your god darn head if you don't shut up.
Daughter: Wow, Dad, you savage.
Dad: 21 SAVAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Daughter: Oh my God, I am tellin' Mom that you are doin' that thing again.
"Fish, why you no fly?"
"I don't like being caught naked."
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
Why were her hands purple?
She heard it through the grapevine.
Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
Why can't orphans go to a school field trip?
Because he needs the parent's signature.
Why can’t orphans tell jokes?
Because their parents can’t *bear* the *jeans* because they don’t have any.
Why does Darth Vader always choke people?
Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.
Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?
Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".
Why did the cow cross the road? Because he was riding the chicken!
"Why is my name Rose?"
"A rose fell on your head when you were born."
"Why is my name Daisy?"
"A daisy fell on your head when you were born."
"Bedrock is better than Java!"
"Oh, hi Brick!"