Why jokes
It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.
Why?
Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."
Why did the hooker fall in love? Stockholm syndrome.
Why are there more female history teachers than male?
Because women like to bring up the past.
I was shopping for a halloween costume, but once we got to the ghost section all of the costumes were out of stock! It turned out Pristiano Penaldo was buying them all! I came up to him and asked why he was doing this and he said: Iβm sorry, but itβs match day, I must be a ghost π»π»
Why is there no gambling in Africa?
Too many Cheetahs.
Memes
Why are orphans good at being a criminal?
Because they're not wanted.
Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plain.
Why doesnβt Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?
Because he canβt sniff their hair.
Why can't an orphan have milk?
His dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why canβt orphans play GTA?
Because they are not wanted.
School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"
Orphan: "My family never came back for me."
School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.
Why donβt you see gay orphans at a daycare?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
Why do nuns not wear bras?
God supports everything.
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip? They don't have a parent's signature.