Why jokes
Why didn't the skeleton play football?
His heart wasn't in it!
Why are blind people gay?
Cause.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
Q: Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion?
A: Because it will eat your "aunts."
Me: Yo, dude! Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes!
My friend's mom: Why you bully me?
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
Why was 10 scared? Because he was in-between 9/11.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to just cheer up, god damn, why didn't I think of that?
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
Why do all orphans get iPhone X's?
There isn't a home button.
I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.
Why am I happy? I'm dead.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
Why? You ask.
Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
So they have someone to call "Daddy."
Nobody really liked our fireplace.
So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why, but now everyone likes our fireplace.
"Why did my name start with an L? Because it is lips, lol."
Why is Sunday better than Monday?
Because Monday is a weak day.