Why jokes
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?
Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
Orphans don't like family sized chips, I wonder why.
Why do orphans get to watch rated R movies? Because their parents can't stop them.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They never reach home.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friend deered it to!
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"
Because he needs to pick your balls.
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
Dad: Here you go son, all your toys have gone to the orphanage.
Son: Why, Dad?
Dad: You would be bored there if there was not anything to do.
Why did the orphan fall out of the tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, “Do you consent to cookies?” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means, so that’s why he called me.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to go to KFC.
Why do orphans prefer iPhones under the iPhone X? Because they have a home button.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
He wanted to be wanted.
Why am I still alive?
Pills give me stomachaches, blood makes me faint, height frightens me...
Why can't an orphan be gay? It has no one to call daddy.