Why can’t orphans play GTA?
Because they are not wanted.
Why Jokes
School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"
Orphan: "My family never came back for me."
School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.
Why don’t you see gay orphans at a daycare?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
Why do nuns not wear bras?
God supports everything.
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip? They don't have a parent's signature.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
Because they take all the green cards.
You know why orphans can't play baseball? 'Cause they can't find home.
A man found a chest full of gold, so he went to go tell his wife, only to remember why he was digging.
Why did the pen stop writing?
'Cause the pen wasn't very dependable.
Gwen, why are you so nice?
Why was the dog stealing shingles?
He wanted to be a woofer.
Why do dwarfs work at Tesco?
Because every little helps!
Why did the orphan become a killer?
Because he knew they would not look for him.
Q. Why did the orphan rob a bank?
A. To feel wanted for the first fucking time.
Why can't people with Tourette's learn to drive?
Because they'll cause a car crash.
