Why jokes
Dad: Here you go son, all your toys have gone to the orphanage.
Son: Why, Dad?
Dad: You would be bored there if there was not anything to do.
Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?
A: Because the ball comes back.
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
Why did the orphan commit crimes? To know what it's like to be wanted.
Why did the suicidal man walk in front of the car? To get to the other side.
Q: Why did the cat get arrested?
A: He was caught littering.
Q: Why did the cat get a ticket?
A: He was caught littering.
Q: Why did the pervert cross the road?
A: Couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.
Why do bugs hate the internet?
Because they always get caught.
Get it? Inter-net?
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can't a steam locomotive sit down?
Because it has a tender behind.
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
Because the pond was too shallow.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was running from you, hehe.
Why do Pirates say "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"?
First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander:
"The canons be ready, Captain!"
"Are," says the Captain (correcting their grammar).
"Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" they all exclaimed!
Why do ghosts love elevators? They lift their spirits!
Why do skeletons hate wind? Because it goes right through them!
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?
Because it got everybody's pokes!
I will remember my biker buddy's last words: "Why did you cut in front of me?"
Why was it so hot in a square room? Because all the corners are 90 degrees.
I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.
Then it hit me.