Why jokes
What is the real reason why men jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.
If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?
Why don't women parachute naked?
That annoying whistling sound on the way down.
Why are women so bad at parking?
Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.
Why do orphans only have 363 days?
They don’t have Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
Memes
Why don’t old people have sex?
When was the last time you tried pulling apart a grilled cheese that old?
Why don't Chinese children believe in Santa?
Because they're the ones making the toys.
It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.
Why?
Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."
Why do vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?
Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.
Why are there no Walmarts in Palestine?
There are Targets everywhere.
Why do orphans cause trouble at school?
So the teachers will call their parents.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "He was a little tardy."
I replied to her, "I thought they all were."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because KFC was offering free seeds.
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
Why is there air conditioning in hospitals?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
I was shopping for a halloween costume, but once we got to the ghost section all of the costumes were out of stock! It turned out Pristiano Penaldo was buying them all! I came up to him and asked why he was doing this and he said: I’m sorry, but it’s match day, I must be a ghost 👻👻
Why is there no gambling in Africa?
Too many Cheetahs.
Why did the Canadian cross the road?
To say sorry to the other side.
Why is April the smartest month?
It can never be fooled.
Why don't Indians like snow?
Because it's white all over their land.