Why jokes
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
Why do orphans always have water with their cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk!
Why was Mrs. Claus upset?
Because Santa only comes once a year.
Q. Why do orphans love elevators?
A. Because they're the only things to raise them.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
Memes
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
Because they come in family size.
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.
Why?
Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."
Why do witches wear name tags?
So they know which witch is which!
Why do dolphins live in salt water?
Because pepper water would make them sneeze!
Why do vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?
Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.
Why are there no Walmarts in Palestine?
There are Targets everywhere.
Michael Jackson, who's terrified of adult women, once had a girlfriend, but broke it off with her. When she asked him why, he said, "It's not you, it's me-hee-hee."
Why does Santa come down the chimney? Because he knows he isn't allowed to come in the back door.
Why don't Chinese children believe in Santa?
Because they're the ones making the toys.
Why do orphans cause trouble at school?
So the teachers will call their parents.
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
Why is Hitler better than Biden?
Because Hitler gave his people gas for free.
Why do people hate abortion jokes?
It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.