Why jokes
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
Why can't orphans play basketball?
They don't know where home is.
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
I will remember my biker buddy's last words: "Why did you cut in front of me?"
I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.
Then it hit me.
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?
Because it got everybody's pokes!
Why do Pirates say "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"?
First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander:
"The canons be ready, Captain!"
"Are," says the Captain (correcting their grammar).
"Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" they all exclaimed!
Why was it so hot in a square room? Because all the corners are 90 degrees.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me :3
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?
A: Because they have the balls to.
Why am I still alive?
Pills give me stomachaches, blood makes me faint, height frightens me...
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
Why do cow milking stools only have three legs?
Because the cow has the udder!
Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie!
Why is the rum gone?