Why jokes
Why do mountains never rest?
Because it’s ever-est.
Why do Arabs hate chess?
Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
Dating a German is great because they don't play mind games; they just provide a detailed, 40-page PDF explaining exactly why you are wrong.
Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?
His internet connection ran out.
My son caught me masturbating the other day and was like, "Dad, what are you doing?" I said, "Don't worry, you'll be doing it soon." He said, "Why is that?" I told him, "My arm is getting tired."
why his deathstare hot af
Why can’t Michael Jackson go more than 500 feet into a school?
Because he’s dead.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pepperoni pizza?
Because they got plane.
Why do gay men and lesbians believe that bisexual men don't exist because there is no such thing as male bisexuality?
Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.
Why did the orphans go to the church?
Because they need someone to call "father."
Why did the mushroom kill himself?
Because he had a mushy life.
My peepee small.
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
"Today was the worst day ever." "Why?" Because my ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To get to the rear end.
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't.
Why did the girl not eat her dinner?
because she has an eating disorder.
Why did the doctor turn down the orphan?
He was a family physician.