Why jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Why can't a steam locomotive sit down?
Because it has a tender behind.
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
Because the pond was too shallow.
Why do Pirates say "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"?
First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander:
"The canons be ready, Captain!"
"Are," says the Captain (correcting their grammar).
"Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" they all exclaimed!
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?
Because it got everybody's pokes!
Memes
Why do ghosts love elevators? They lift their spirits!
Why do skeletons hate wind? Because it goes right through them!
I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.
Then it hit me.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was running from you, hehe.
I will remember my biker buddy's last words: "Why did you cut in front of me?"
Why was it so hot in a square room? Because all the corners are 90 degrees.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me :3
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
'Cause he doesn't want to be spotted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why were the Twin Towers disappointed?
They asked for a pepperoni pizza and all they got was a plane.
I work in a garage, and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said, "Why won't my car go straight?"
Why can't Asians play baseball?
Because they ate all the bats!
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they bought a pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
Why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans kill people so they can finally be wanted?