Why was it so hot in a square room? Because all the corners are 90 degrees.
Why Jokes
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?
Because it got everybody's pokes!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks.
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?
Why is there air conditioning in hospitals?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle a baby over a balcony?
He wanted to clean out the blanket.
Why do you wrap a hamster in duct tape?
So it doesn’t explode when you’re fucking it.
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
I was shopping for a halloween costume, but once we got to the ghost section all of the costumes were out of stock! It turned out Pristiano Penaldo was buying them all! I came up to him and asked why he was doing this and he said: I’m sorry, but it’s match day, I must be a ghost 👻👻
Why is there no gambling in Africa?
Too many Cheetahs.
Why are orphans good at being a criminal?
Because they're not wanted.
Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plain.
Why doesn’t Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?
Because he can’t sniff their hair.
Why can't an orphan have milk?
His dad didn't come back with the milk.
