Why jokes
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
Why was the emo kid thrown out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because people always said, "Go big or go home," and he only had one option. 😂🤣
Why did Michael Jackson dangle a baby over a balcony?
He wanted to clean out the blanket.
Why?
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
Why do orphans kill people so they can finally be wanted?
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
Guy: "Can I tell you a joke?"
Spiderman: "Yes."
Guy: "You only have 11 months on your calendar."
Spiderman: "Why?"
Guy: *holds up knife* "Because I murdered May."
Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle?
Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger."
Q: Why are Americans so good at Rubik's cubes?
A: 'Cause they have a history of separating colors.
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
Why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans always have water with their cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk!
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
Two cows are grazing in a field.
One cow says to the other, "You ever worry about that mad cow disease?"
The other cow says, "Why would I care? I'm a helicopter!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there would be no home base.
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie!
Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...
Then IT hit me.
Why can't orphans play basketball?
They don't know where home is.