Why jokes
Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to go to KFC.
Why do orphans prefer iPhones under the iPhone X? Because they have a home button.
Why is the rum gone?
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
He wanted to be wanted.
Memes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, LOL.
Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?
A: Because the ball comes back.
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
Q: Why did the pervert cross the road?
A: Couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why do bugs hate the internet?
Because they always get caught.
Get it? Inter-net?
Why can't a steam locomotive sit down?
Because it has a tender behind.
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
Because the pond was too shallow.
Why do ghosts love elevators? They lift their spirits!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Why do Pirates say "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"?
First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander:
"The canons be ready, Captain!"
"Are," says the Captain (correcting their grammar).
"Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" they all exclaimed!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was running from you, hehe.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
'Cause he doesn't want to be spotted.