Why jokes
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
Orphans don't like family sized chips, I wonder why.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They never reach home.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friend deered it to!
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
Why do orphans get to watch rated R movies? Because their parents can't stop them.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?
Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.
Why do orphans hate health ed at school?
Their parents can't opt them out of it.
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
Two cows are grazing in a field.
One cow says to the other, "You ever worry about that mad cow disease?"
The other cow says, "Why would I care? I'm a helicopter!"
Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...
Then IT hit me.
Dad: Here you go son, all your toys have gone to the orphanage.
Son: Why, Dad?
Dad: You would be bored there if there was not anything to do.
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"
Because he needs to pick your balls.
Why did the orphan go to church?
Because they need a father.
Why do orphans love to go to church? Because they have someone to call father.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
Why was the emo kid thrown out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
Wanna know why I don’t make suicidal jokes?
Because I am one.