Why jokes
Why do skeletons hate wind? Because it goes right through them!
It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.
Why?
Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."
Why do witches wear name tags?
So they know which witch is which!
If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?
Why are women so bad at parking?
Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.
Why?
Michael Jackson, who's terrified of adult women, once had a girlfriend, but broke it off with her. When she asked him why, he said, "It's not you, it's me-hee-hee."
Why do dolphins live in salt water?
Because pepper water would make them sneeze!
Why does Santa come down the chimney? Because he knows he isn't allowed to come in the back door.
Why couldn't George Floyd become a Demon Slayer?
Because he couldn't breathe.
Why don’t old people have sex?
When was the last time you tried pulling apart a grilled cheese that old?
Why do orphans only have 363 days?
They don’t have Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
I work in a garage, and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said, "Why won't my car go straight?"
Why don't Chinese children believe in Santa?
Because they're the ones making the toys.
Q. Why do orphans love elevators?
A. Because they're the only things to raise them.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Why can't Asians play baseball?
Because they ate all the bats!
Why can't orphans eat chips?
Because they come in family size.
Why was Santa happy?
Because he had 3 hoes.
Why were the Twin Towers disappointed?
They asked for a pepperoni pizza and all they got was a plane.