Why jokes
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me :3
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was running from you, hehe.
Why do ghosts love elevators? They lift their spirits!
Why do skeletons hate wind? Because it goes right through them!
I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.
Then it hit me.
Memes
I will remember my biker buddy's last words: "Why did you cut in front of me?"
Why was it so hot in a square room? Because all the corners are 90 degrees.
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?
Because it got everybody's pokes!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks.
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?
Why is there air conditioning in hospitals?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle a baby over a balcony?
He wanted to clean out the blanket.
Why are there no Walmarts in Palestine?
There are Targets everywhere.
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don’t like fast food.
Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore."