Why jokes
Why did the orphan fall out of the tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, “Do you consent to cookies?” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means, so that’s why he called me.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to go to KFC.
Why do orphans prefer iPhones under the iPhone X? Because they have a home button.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
He wanted to be wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, LOL.
Why is the rum gone?
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?
A: Because they have the balls to.
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
Why can't an orphan watch the movie:
It was family rated.
Why don’t orphans know how to use a phone?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
Two cows are grazing in a field.
One cow says to the other, "You ever worry about that mad cow disease?"
The other cow says, "Why would I care? I'm a helicopter!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there would be no home base.
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie!
Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...
Then IT hit me.