Why jokes
Why did Gemma fall off her bike?
She got hit by a fridge.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands!
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To run away from the Pakistani.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine!
Why is Hugh's mum so fucking fat?
Because she ate the 34 other kids she had but now only has 6,789.
Why did God create women with pussies?
Because:
1. Of course, God is a man.
2. Of course, he isn't gay.
3. Of course, he is a perv too (for wanting more pussies)!
A girl named Rebecca was friends with a guy called Fi. One day, Fi hit Rebecca, and Rebecca lost service.
Rebecca said to Fi, "Why-Fi?"
Why did Paul Walker cross the street?
Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
Why is it so hard to make a party on Earth?
Because you need to planet.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He turned off the Wi-Fi.
Why did Stephen Hawkins die? They unplugged the WiFi.
Why are priests called father? Because it's too suspicious to call them daddy.
One day, a skeleton wasn't laughing. Someone asked him why he was not laughing. It turns out he fell and broke his bone, his funny bone that is.
Why did the chicken cross to the U.S. from Mexico?
To get to the U.S., but he had to show his papers first.
Why do pizzas not tell jokes?
They're too cheesy.
One day, in the Serengeti, a zebra started wondering if he was a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. So he goes around asking all the animals. He never gets his answer.
One fateful day, he dies and goes to Heaven. In Heaven, the zebra gets an idea. "I will go ask God!" So, he asks God, and God chuckles. "You are what you are!"
The zebra gets sad. He walks around and his dead zebra friend shows up. He asks, "What is wrong?" The zebra answers, "Well, I asked God if I was either a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. He just replied 'You are what you are!'"
His friend says, "Oh! You are a white horse with black stripes! Why? Because he would have said 'You is what you is!'"
Why did 1 break the door open? Because 2, 3, 4.