Why jokes
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The "p" is silent.
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings?
Because he is Stephen HAWKings.
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman... no other reasons besides that.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Why did Hitler say "nein"? Because he just got raped, bitch!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to download a free version of Windows.
Why did Joey drop his ice cream?
He was hit by a truck. (Don't worry, the truck was fine.)
You were born on the freeway, you know why?
Because that's where a lot of accidents happen. 😈
Why did the bike fall over?
'Cause it was wheely tired.
Why was the German in a hurry?
Because he was Rush-ian to get to work.
Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.
Why didn't Hitler's girlfriend like giving him a blowjob? It left a Nazi taste in her mouth...
Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why did C.S.C fail the Trig test? Cosecant remember his own name! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Why do basketball players like cookies? Because they can dunk them!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.
Why did the snail paint a big "S" on his car?
Because he wanted people to say look at that S-car go when he rolled by.
My friend texted me and asked me, "Hey. What's your favorite emoji?"
I said, "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬"
She said, "Why?"
I said, "'Cause it's your twin."