Why jokes
Why did C.S.C fail the Trig test? Cosecant remember his own name! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Why do basketball players like cookies? Because they can dunk them!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.
Why did the snail paint a big "S" on his car?
Because he wanted people to say look at that S-car go when he rolled by.
My friend texted me and asked me, "Hey. What's your favorite emoji?"
I said, "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬"
She said, "Why?"
I said, "'Cause it's your twin."
Why couldn’t the bike stand up?
Because it was “two tired”!
Question: Why can't you trust a tree?
Answer: 'Cause they are always shady.
Why does Peter Pan always fly? Because he Neverlands.
Why is helium so expensive? It is due to inflation.
Why was 4 not impressed when 5 won a prize for 6?
Because 511472.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he felt crummy!
Me: Mom, I think I need to go to the hospital.
Mom: OMG, why son?
Me: I don't know what's wrong, but every time I close my eyes, I can see.
Think about it, then spread LMAO.
Why did the strawberry cry?
Her mom was in a jam.
Why did Bob Ross die?
Because the paint brush stabbed him.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
Why did the man decide to work at a pizza place?
Because he kneaded the dough!
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Why is the disease lung cancer never hungry? Because it's eating your lungs.
Why is it called a building if it's already built?
Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any Mexicans.