Why was the Human Torch arrested?
He had firearms.
Why Jokes
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp!
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?
A: They get their shit packed the night before.
Why am I naughty?
Because I want to be....
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not Stephanie!
Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing."
Why is 1026 afraid of 1028?
Because 1028 1029.
Why was the Roman soldier kicked out of the army? Because he was "Romin" around during war.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand? It was two tired...
Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor...
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
Why couldn’t the kitten watch the movie? It had a violent cat-e-gory.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
'Cause she's already dead.
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
To get to the other preschool.
Q: Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion?
A: Because it will eat your "aunts."
Why do I carry pepper spray?
Just in case of as-SAULT.
Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow herd.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
