Why jokes
Why did the little girl flush herself down the toilet?
Because she wanted to join the Brownies.
I was once caught doing it with a 16 year old in my bedroom. Boy, was my wife mad. She yelled "HOW CAN YOU F*** OUR DAUGHTER?!". Haha, yeah, she was mad.
Anyways, that's why your mother and I are getting a divorce, Timmy.
Why did Sally's pizza get cold? Because she has no arms.
Why did the man yell at the other? To tell a pun.
So I stayed at my friend's house for a few days, and I was like, "OMG, why?" So, I am going home because I’m going to my best friend's house.
Why is 69 annoying me? Oh, it's a tease.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain!
Why was the whale sad?
Because he is blue!
Is your fridge running?
Why yes, it is!
Then you better go catch it!
Why don't Jedis make puns that often?
They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)
Why is 6 scared of 7? 7 8 9.
Seven ate nine.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To end his pain and suffering.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger before my eyes.
Then it hit me.
Why did the vampire go to the doctor?
Because of his coffin.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To see his friend.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
Why did the Columbine High School basketball team lose the big game?
Because they lost their two best shooters...
Two cows are out grazing in the field. One cow says to the other cow, "Aren't you worried about this mad cow disease that's been going around?" The other cow replied, "Why would I be worried about mad cow disease? I'm a rabbit!"
Why did the sperm cross the road? To get to the vagina!