Why jokes
Why are lamps so scared? Because someone might throw them away.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why are tomatoes 🍅 the slowest vegetable?
Because they can’t ketchup.
Why are elephants 🐘 so responsible?
Because they keep their belongings in the trunk.
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. 🌝
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣
Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
Why did the cow cross the road to go to the moovies?
Why do kids have school every day? So that they can learn.
Why did the chicken commit suicide?
To get to the other side.
Why is time important? To not be late.
Why are baby elephants so smart? They hang out with friends!
Why did the strawberry 🍓 go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date.
Why do people think that monsters are scary? Cuz they are so stupid.
Why are cows 🐮 so big? To scare babies 👶.
Why was the bus sleeping? Because it was too tired.
Why was the giraffe late to work?
Because it got caught in a giraffic jam.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because it has a silent “p.”