Why jokes
Why did the dog walk out at night?
To scare his people!
Why do men say funny things? Just to be silly!
Why do horses eat with their mouth open?
Because they have bad stable manners.
Why are eagles ðĶ bald?
Because they donât wear wigs.
Q: Why couldn't the queer wist eating his hot dog?
A: Because it tasted like shit.
Q: Why are morbid jokes so cruel?
A: Because they are!
Why are Communists considered the left?
Because they canât do anything right.
Why are bald eagles bald? Because you're bald!
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn't like juice.
Why did the orphan cross the street? Because they thought that mommy and daddy was on the other side.
I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't go home.
Why did the crows form a charity?
Because it's all for good caws!
Why is Mrs. Grapes ð a good mother?
Because she loves raisin' kids.
Why did the cantaloupe ð jump into the pool?
It wanted to become a watermelon ð.
Why was the astronaut washing her hands?
She was getting ready to eat launch.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the side that he was not on.
I thought I told you to lock up when I left this morning. This is why our shit gets stolen all the time!
Instead of walking through the door, the owner of the house broke in through the window.
When he came out, a man standing on the sidewalk walked up to him and asked why he hadn't just walked through the door. The owner responded, "I'm pollo vegetarian, and I really just wanted a bit of food."
When the man looked confused, the owner said, "Windows are nature's vending machine."
Why didn't the boy want to read "2000 Leagues Under the Sea"?
It was too much pressure.