Why did the pillow go to court?
Because it had a pillowcase!
Why Jokes
Eric's mom asked her son why his bag was heavy and if it was because of books. Eric replied, "No, magazines."
Why can't an orphan play baseball or softball?
They can't find home. 🤣
Q: Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for their birthday?
A: 'Cause it don't have a home button.
Why did the cow wiggle?
To make milkshake! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
Why do nuns go around in pairs?
So one nun makes sure the other nun doesn't get none!
Why can't orphans go to field trips?
Parent Signature_________________
Why did the child drop their ice cream?
They got hit by a bus.
This is a Cuphead joke.
Why did the clown drive over the cup? Cuz he wanted to CRACK him up!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.
Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys? He was playing by ear.
Why isn't there much honey in Brazil?
Because there's only one B in Brazil.
Why does a heterosexual man swallow the sperm of another man after he has given him a brojob?
Because of the cream filling inside, just like the individually wrapped cakes of Hostess Twinkies.
Why is mercury like everything else in the world?
Because it gives you cancer.
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't find home.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
Because they needed someone to call "daddy".
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent’s signature.
