Why did Sally get a black eye?
She tried to play patty cake!
Why Jokes
Why do female parachutists have to wear tampons before they jump?
So they don't whistle on the way down!
Why did only blonds show up at Saturday's party during the Corona crisis?
Because their computers flashed, "Virus blocked!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why can an orphan go to a store to buy something and what can come back home?
Because they don't have a home.
Why was the kid not able to cross the hallway?
Answer: The school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway.
Why is the cheetah so bad at hide-n-seek? Because every time she hides, she will always [be] spotted.
Why don’t cows have any money?
Because farmers milk them dry.
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
Why was the cow afraid?
Because he was a cow-herd!
Why did the Orphan have imaginary parents?
Because his last parents existed.
Why did the cow cross the road?
Because the chicken was on vacation.
Why did Leah throw the butter out of the window? To see a butterfly!
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To get to the rear end.
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
Because he only comes once a year.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home plate.
