Why jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why did the dog join the marching band?
Because he had his trum-bone.
Why are cats good at video games?
Because they have nine lives!
Why can’t orphans be a space ship? Because they don’t have a mothership!
Why did the cow cross the road? Because the chicken had corona.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why did the cow go to space? To go to the moon!
Why did the cow go to space? To go to the moon.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
It’s because they can’t find home plate.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand up.
Richard: Mom, someone called me gay.
Richard's mom: Why didn't you slap him across his face?
Richard: No, I couldn't.
Richard's mom: Why?
Richard: Because he was cute.
Mother: Who do you like more, me or your dad?
Liam: I like you both.
Mother: Ok, if I go to america and your dad goes to paris, where will you go?
Liam: I will go to paris.
Mother: That's means you like dad more.
Liam: No, its because i like paris.
Mother: Ok, fine, if I go to paris and your dad goes to america, where will you go?
Liam: I will go to America.
Mother: Why?
Liam: Because I have already gone to paris.
Why don’t Belgians eat shit sandwiches?
They don’t fancy bread!
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
They wanted somebody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it a home run.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why do Indian men prefer fat women?
Because they worship cows.