Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
Why Jokes
Me: tries to scan self at Walmart. I can't scan myself, wanna know why?
Alfred: Why?
Me: because I'm worthless... =)
Why did the cliff feel offended?
Because George jumped OFF. ENDED his life.
(I'm sorry... No, I'm not!)
Why didn’t the moon eat dinner?
Because it was full! 🌕
Why did the car drive over the cake?
'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.
Why wasn’t the frog 🐸 crying?
Because he was hoppy.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why do heterosexual men and women that are married in France only perform anilingus on each other in their bedrooms?
Anal sex and oral sex is against the law in France.
Why does Oscar Field have no friends? Because he spends time on his fields.
Why does the Catholic Church have a glory hole inside the confessional booth?
So a priest can give an anonymous blowjob to another bisexual man, or a gay man, or a heterosexual man that has a big dick after the priest hears their confession.
Why do science jokes usually get no reaction?
Because they're so boron!
Why did the duck say hi to the other butt?
Because he wanted it to smell good.
Why can you trust a donut? It tells the hole truth!
Moose jokes, why did the moose fly with an airplane? Because it was a skoose.
Why did the alligator see a crocodile?
Because it ate too many humans, and he was sick.
An old lady walks into an ice cream store. A clerk greets her and says, "What will it be today, ma'am? We have every flavor you can imagine." The old lady says, "Well, I guess I'd like a quart of chocolate ice cream." The clerk says, "Sorry, ma'am, we're out of chocolate today. Any other flavor we'll have." "Ok," she replies, "Why don't you just give me a pint of chocolate ice cream?" The clerk says a little louder in case she's hard of hearing, "Sorry, ma'am, but we're fresh out of chocolate ice cream." The old lady says, "Oh, ok. Why don't you just get me a cone with one scoop of chocolate ice cream?"
Finally, totally exasperated, the clerk says, "Wait a minute, lady. Can you spell 'Van' as in vanilla?" "Why of course, young man," she says, "V-A-N." "Right," the clerk says, "Can you spell 'Straw' as in strawberry?" "Well of course, 'Straw'," she replied. "Ok, then," he says, "Now spell 'Fuck' as in chocolate." She says, "There's no 'Fuck' in chocolate." He says, "That's what I've been trying to tell you... THERE'S NO FUCKING CHOCOLATE!!!"
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why do orphans become hookers?
They can call someone daddy.
Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!
Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man than another heterosexual man?
Experience.
