Why jokes
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't know where home is!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
Why did the duck get arrested?
He tried to quack a safe.
Why don't churches have WiFi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Why did Wilson die? Cuz he sucks!
Why do orphans love dogs?
Because dogs stay with them.
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
Why is an orphan like a boomerang? Because they always come back.
Why did the old man win in a fight? Because he was stressed.
Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
Why did the woman feel ugly?
A. Nobody would even rape her.
Why do ghosts go to bars?
For the boos!
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why did the butt let out a fart?
Answer: To wipe out humanity!