Why jokes

Why did the priest go to the clothing sale at Walmart?

He heard that little boy's pants were half off.

There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.

Why don’t she stand up for herself?

New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.

Student: Stands up.

Teacher: Why did you stand up?

Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.

Why can't orphans play poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is.

Thomas Montgomery would eat his fillet of fish in bed every night. He had fillet of fish bedding and everything. His roommates always asked him, "Why are you eating your fillet of fish in bed?" He wouldn't reply.

His family took him to the best psychologist in the field. Thomas continued emptying his bank account on fillet of fish to eat in bed. His friend said one day, took a picture of Thomas and told him to say cheese. They laughed and went there separate ways. Then in bed that night, Thomas kept on thinking to himself, "I never said cheese before someone snapped my picture." He repeated it again. The next day he thanked his friend, "Fillet in him feel better."

Why can't the orphan play baseball?

Because it doesn't know where home is... *sniff*

Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?

Because they don't know how to use the home button.