Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
Why Jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
"In my opinion, JFK was the best president."
"Why?"
"He was very open-minded!"
Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
They aren't wanted...
What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?
"Why not you stand up for yourself?"
Why do orphans love blowjobs?
Because they actually get kissed!
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
Why does the queen move more than a king on the chessboard?
Because it looks like a kitchen floor.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Teacher: Why were you late?
Me: Traffic.
Teacher: Did I did it?
Me: Did I even blame it on you?
Why do orphans have criminal records?
So they can be wanted.
Why don’t orphans like baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why can't an orphan play baseball in China?
They can't find home plate.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They always come back.
Why can't orphans play games?
Parents signed.
Why do orphans only have iPhone 10+?
Because it doesn't have a home button.