Why jokes
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe?
Because this teen just started her period!
Why did Trump go to Jeffrey's secret Island?
So he could trump that little bitch!
Why didn't Donald Trump pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him?
Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So they can call someone "father."
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything.
Why are butts salty?
Because there buttered!
Why woman?
Why are these jokes bad?
They're literally the worst jokes ever.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "Daddy!"
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
Why didn't the Twin Towers order cheese pizza?
They like pepperoni, not plane!
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion.
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
Why were the twin towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same!
Day 70 without sex, my doctor asked me, "Are you sexually active?" I said, "Why, what you tryna do?"
Why can’t orphans fly? Because they’re still winging it.