Why jokes

A doctor walks into his office and looks his patient in the eyes, "Sir, you have to stop jerking off."

The man asks, "Why?"

The doctor then says, "Because I'm trying to examine you."

Why can't orphans have family size chip bags? Because they have no family to have them with.

Q: Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

A: Because all shows and movies have a cast.

Why can't male orphans be gay?

Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."

Why are we still fighting in darkness?

"Mission failed, soldier, we will get 'em next time."

Why did my dad leave me and my mum?

I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"