Why jokes

Why is it bad to high five an emo?

They will leave themselves hanging.

"Sir, I'm afraid your son can't attend our swimming lessons anymore."

"Why not?"

"He keeps peeing in the pool."

"Well, all kids pee in the pool."

"Not from the diving board!"

I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.

He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"

Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"

Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?

He kept cutting in line.

I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.

I see them hang all day.

Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.

Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?

Why do you say that?

Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.

You know why they call her Wonder Woman?

She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.

Why can orphans convert to Catholicism? Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.

Why do orphans love to play family?

Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.

Why can't orphans convert to Catholicism?

Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.

Orphan: Let's play baseball!

Girl: No, you can't.

Orphan: Why?

Girl: Because you can't find home.