Why jokes
Why can't orphans eat a big bag of crisps?
'Cause it's family size...?!
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why couldn’t the principal call the orphan's parents?
Because he doesn’t have any.
A doctor walks into his office and looks his patient in the eyes, "Sir, you have to stop jerking off."
The man asks, "Why?"
The doctor then says, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they got plane pizza instead of cheese!
Why do birds fly south?
Because it's too far to walk.
Why is the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
Why can't orphans have family size chip bags? Because they have no family to have them with.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.
Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?
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Q: Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
A: Because all shows and movies have a cast.
Why can't male orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why are we still fighting in darkness?
"Mission failed, soldier, we will get 'em next time."
Why did my dad leave me and my mum?
I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"
Why did my [redacted] a girl because she said, "Uh."
Why don't orphans rob the bank?
Because they're not wanted.