Why jokes
Why go to sleep because he was bossy?
Why did everyone dislike Little Johnny at school?
'Cause he pierced everyone's livers with a .357 magnum.
Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
A man walks into a bar. The man says, "Why the human face?" It's not funny at all.
Why did Mars turn permanently red? Because it saw Uranus.
Why can't toilet paper cross the road? Because the toilet paper got stuck in a crack. 🤣🤣🤣
Why is basketball called basketball?
Because you play with a basket.
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because they don't need permission from their parents.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They can't find home plate.
Why was the orphan so bad at basketball? He had no encouragement.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?
Because it said "concentration camp."
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
You know why morning food digests so quickly.
Because it breaks fast.
Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.
Why do orphans hate the internet?
Because on the internet, people have families.
Why can the orphan only go to restaurants?
Because they can't have homemade meals.
Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?
Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.
Why are dead baby jokes always funny?
They never get old.