Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.
Why Jokes
Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?
It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!
Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?
He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.
Why did the ocean wave?
It wanted to say "Hi Tide."
Most people are scared of clowns. That's why everyone runs away from you.
You just might be why the middle finger was invented in the first place.
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?
To make up her mind.
Why have sex when you can perv on your neighbor's grandma!
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
Why can orphans only have iPhone 13s?
Because there is no home button.
I was wondering why the tennis ball was getting bigger 🤔
Then it hit me 🤧😂
Why am I still alive?
Pills give me stomachaches, blood makes me faint, height frightens me...
You were born on a highway in a car crash, I wonder why.
A woman exclaims that she was robbed. She was reading in the dark, candles were next to her. She says the thief opens her cabin of jewelry and leaves and enters from the window. He left the window open so she feels a drift of wind coming towards her. She turns the lights on and sees what happened.
The candle wax was going down straight. A policeman closes the window and cabin then tells her she's lying just for the cash reward. Why?
Because if the drift of wind came in, the candle wax would be dripping to the side, not straight!
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
Why do orphans love going to church?
So they can call someone "father."
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
Because they have their own scales.
Why is it easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why did the chicken cross the road?
So it could get to the other side!
