Why jokes
Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can’t hit a home run.
Why did the emo kid hate the tree?
It left him hanging.
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
Why are Christmas trees banned at the mental hospital?
They would hang themselves like ornaments.
Why should you be friends with emos? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off, and when it expires, they get rid of themselves.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is. :)
Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?
Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.
Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?
Why did the joke die?
Because it's a meme!
Why was the emo kid sad? Because his bar code expired.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they finally have someone to call father.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
Why did the orphan kill himself?
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
Why can't Hitler join track?
Because he can't even finish a race.
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
Why does the orphan go to church? He needs someone to call father.