Why jokes
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
Why can't Hitler join track?
Because he can't even finish a race.
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
Why does the orphan go to church? He needs someone to call father.
High school crush: Why do you always look so sad?
Me: My mom is dead, and my favorite grandma, and my uncle killed both of them, and now he's in jail.
High school crush: Shit. Sorry about that.
Me: And my crush hasn't asked me out.
High school crush: Who is it?
Me: You.
Him: Goodbye (as he runs away and never comes back)
Me: Fuck that.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)
Why did Naruto stop trying to get at Sakura?
Why?
Because it would be useless. :)
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: "Why didn't you drug her again so she would forget?"
Babe, I'm breaking up with you.
Why? I'm turning 18 tomorrow.
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"
Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast! Get it? Lol.
Why are washers better than babies?
Washers don't cry when you put a load in them.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
Why aren't emos and trees friends? Because the tree leaves them hanging.