Why jokes
Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?
Because they are hiding stitches.
Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"
Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"
Boy: "What do you mean?"
Friend and me: "We can show you."
Me: "I will tie the rope."
Friend: "I will push the chair."
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
Why did the policeman rape the woman? Because he thought rapists wouldn't be attracted to non-virgins.
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes.
Why did Mary have a little lamb? Because a big one was too much in bed.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time it was sung... the line “fire away” caused massive confusion and shooting!
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
I was digging in a garden once and found a chest full of gold. I wanted to show my wife, but then I thought about why I was digging in the first place.
Why did Paul Walker die? Because he crashed a car into a tree.
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school.
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
Why are bees' hair always sticky?
Because they use a honeycomb...
I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.
Now for my joke...
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he never lands.