Why jokes
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why does Helen Keller hate the national anthem? Oh, say, can you see?
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans have cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!"
So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.
Why is the sun so mean? Because it keeps ROASTING everyone!
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
Me: I call my girl Cinderella.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because she loves balls.
Why was the orphan so famous?
Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
Why will America always lose in chess?
It lost its two towers!
If we can't say "God" in vain, why does He get to?
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they like to feel wanted!
No one.
Why are priests called father?
I don’t know why.
Because calling them daddy is too suspicious.
Little Johnny asked the teacher why you were no shirt. Teacher says, "Because I want to." The teacher drops her pencil and picks it up. The class starts laughing.
"What's so funny?" A kid took off your bra, and we see your squish sexy boobs.
Why did the moon go to sleep? Because he was bossy.