Why jokes
Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.
If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?
It was between 9/11.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home to run back to.
Why don't orphans call...
Because they can't call home.
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
Why do trees never call Emos? Because they always hang up on them.
Why do orphans hate baseball so much?
Because they can't run home.
Why did a woman believe she was a target? She had a price tag without any value to it.
Why are cheetahs bad at running away? They always get spotted.
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
Lil Jimmy: Hey doc.
Doctor: Hi, sorry but I can’t see you anymore.
Lil Jimmy: Why?
Doctor: Because, Lil Jimmy, I’m a family doctor, you're an orphan.
Lil Jimmy: 👁👄👁🖕
Stop it why offends... asf.
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.