Why jokes
Why is a gun like a box of chocolates?
If you pull one out in class, everyone wants to be your friend.
Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why don't you take emo skydiving?
They cut the rope.
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?
Tax credit.
Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.
Why didn't the octopus get a tent? Because it had tentacles.
Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick?
Because he didn't have a pen to write with.
Why did the squirrel swim on his back?
To keep his nuts dry.
Why don’t orphans play poker?
'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.
Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape?
Why is the sand always pissed off?
Because the sand never waves back!
Santa Claus gives a child a bike. The child was mad. Why? He had no legs.