Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.
Why Jokes
Why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."
Why did the Italian cross the road?
C'era un uliveto.
Why is Russia invading Ukraine?
«Мы хотим вернуть Советский Союз!»
Why do orphans play GTA so much?
Because they can be wanted for once.
Why did the joke cross the street?
I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......
A lot of people ask why I only make jokes about Paul Walker and no one else.
Because they didn’t have as big of an impact as him.
A little girl said one day, "Grandma's gonna die tonight!" The next morning, the girl's grandmother's body was found.
That day she said again, "Grandpa's gonna die tonight!" Sure enough, the girl's grandfather died and his body was discovered the next morning.
That day she said, "Daddy's gonna die tonight." The girl's father was terrified. He lay shaking the entire night. Somehow, he survived until morning. His wife came into the room crying. He asked her why she was upset and she said that the postman had died last night.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
Why are you guys making fun of priests?
Because you have a suga daddy already.
Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"
I saw a Cuban prisoner. I asked, "Why are you running from the cops?" He said, "I'M FREE AT LAST!"
Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.
Why was the number 10 afraid?
Because it was with 9 and 11, and it makes 911.
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
Why do orphans play GTA?
They want to be wanted.
Why can't the orphan run past third base?
'Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.
Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.
