Why jokes

Why don’t witches wear underwear?

To get a better grip on their broom.

Why can't orphans go to sleepovers?

Their parents never say yes.

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  • Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.

    Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.

    Judge: But why?

    Accused: Because I’m an orphan.

    You when you face the boss the first time: :)

    You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(

    You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(

    You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:

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    Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.

    Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?

    Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.

    Why did everyone run from the Mexican when he went to the snack bar?

    He said "¡Hola snack bar!" ¡Hola means hello in Spanish.

    Why can't homeless people be gay?

    They don't have a closet to get out of.

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  • Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?

    Because she can listen to call music.