Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He could not find home.
Why Jokes
Why do orphans love school?
'Cause people actually come back.
Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival? Because he was cutting in line.
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
Why did the orphan sleep outside? ... Because he gets to wake up to Mother Nature.
One day little Jonny is in class. It is the second day back to school. The teacher is annoyed with the kids, so she goes to the front of the class and says, "If you think you are stupid, stand up." Little Jonny stood up.
The teacher asked him, "Why do you think you're stupid?" Little Jonny said, "I don't think I am stupid."
Then the teacher asked little Jonny why he stood up. Then little Jonny replied, "I just felt bad seeing you standing here alone."
Why do women need a pay rise? Isn't the glass ceiling high enough?
Why is it okay to stab meat, but I can't stab myself? These woke lefties, BLM, Antifa, feminists, eco-warriors, pro-vaccine libtards are stopping your freedom and right to stab yourself!
Why do oompa loompas secretly take Skinny Dips in Willy Wonka's chocolate?
They wanted some chocolate balls.
Q: Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?
A: He hates getting nailed to the boards.
Why can’t orphans have dad jokes? Because they don’t got one.
Why did an orphan have s**? To have someone to call daddy.
Why was the kid's report card all wet?
Because it was below "sea" level.
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. Why? I don't know Y.
Why can orphans travel so much?
They don't get homesick.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?
Because he saved 200 computers!
