Why jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.
Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?
His internet connection ran out.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they didn’t have a home.
Why do candles like birthdays?
Because they can get lit!
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to!
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans go to school?
They don't have a home to go to.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
They aren't wanted.
Why was the belt arrested?
It held up a pair of pants.
Why didn't the dog want to play football??
'Cause he was a boxer!
Why can't Jesus walk on water anymore?
For the same reason a ship won't stay afloat with holes in the bottom.
Why does Little Johnny hate hot dogs?
It reminds him of last night.
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
Why can't you solve a murder in Alabama?
All the DNA is identical and there are no dental records.
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
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Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Emo: Phone die.
Emo: Why not me? ;(
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.