Why jokes
Why should you be friends with emos? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off, and when it expires, they get rid of themselves.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is. :)
Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?
Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.
Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?
Why did the joke die?
Because it's a meme!
Why was the emo kid sad? Because his bar code expired.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they finally have someone to call father.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
Why did the orphan kill himself?
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
Why can't Hitler join track?
Because he can't even finish a race.
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
Why does the orphan go to church? He needs someone to call father.
High school crush: Why do you always look so sad?
Me: My mom is dead, and my favorite grandma, and my uncle killed both of them, and now he's in jail.
High school crush: Shit. Sorry about that.
Me: And my crush hasn't asked me out.
High school crush: Who is it?
Me: You.
Him: Goodbye (as he runs away and never comes back)
Me: Fuck that.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)
Why did Naruto stop trying to get at Sakura?
Why?
Because it would be useless. :)
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?