Why jokes
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Why did the orphan fall out of the tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Q: Why did the math book look so sad?
A: Because of all its problems.
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Why is a gun like a box of chocolates?
If you pull one out in class, everyone wants to be your friend.
Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why don't you take emo skydiving?
They cut the rope.
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?
Tax credit.
Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.
Why didn't the octopus get a tent? Because it had tentacles.
Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick?
Because he didn't have a pen to write with.
Why did the squirrel swim on his back?
To keep his nuts dry.