Why jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there would be no home base.
Someone: When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to cheer up.
Me: My, what a great idea! Why didn't I think of that? ;)
Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?
Because that's the average classroom size.
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why is Jesus in pieces?
Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
I was digging in my backyard and I found gold, and I went to run and tell my mom, but I realized why I was digging in the backyard.
Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
Why was 9 scared of 10? Because 11 was after.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
Why did Queen Elizabeth II die? She forgot to heal after all those storms.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have nobody to call "daddy."
Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: Why? Me: Because they can't find home.
One morning a dad was sitting and watching TV. His daughter comes in and says, "Dad! Why is my name Rose?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were born a rose petal fell on your head." "Cool," Rose said.
The second daughter walked in and said, "Dad! Why is my name Daisy?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Awesome," Daisy said.
The third daughter came in and said, "DuUuBuDuRDeEDeRdUuUuU!!!" "SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!!!"
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They already lost two towers.