Why jokes
Why did Queen Elizabeth the II die?
Because she ran out of immortali-tea.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the cow.
You know why orphans can't play baseball? 'Cause they can't find home.
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn't want her, why would I?
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor?
Because it can't hit home.
Why aren't Down's syndrome jokes funny?
Because the format of them is ugly.
The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?
(Doesn't have boss bar.)
Why can't a girl with no legs play soccer? Because she's a girl.
Why don't orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Why do dads take time to get?
Milk?
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
I was digging a hole in the garden when I found some gold coins.
I was about to run and tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging a hole in the garden...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why does fireman wear red suspenders?
To hold his pants up.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
Why are people mad at me? All I did was tell the truth and put the Bible in the fiction section of the library.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.