Why jokes
Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.
Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw the gas bill.
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why can orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me.
"She obviously has COVID," my wife said.
"Why?" I asked.
My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste!"
Why did the lonely fish get a detention? Because he left the school.
Why do orphans use Samsung?
Because iPhones have home buttons.
Why are the lines on the gay pride flag straight?
A guy dies and finds himself in Hell. Despondent, he sits on the ground and weeps uncontrollably.
Demon: "Why so sad, my friend?"
Guy: "What do you think? I'm in hell!"
Demon: "Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinkin' man?"
Guy: "Sure, I love to drink."
Demon: "Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, that's all we do, is drink. Whiskey, tequila, vodka, beer... We drink till we throw up and then drink some more."
Guy: "Gee, that sounds great!"
Demon: "You a smoker?"
Guy: "You better believe it."
Demon: "Alright! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from around the world and smoke our fucking lungs out. If you get cancer, it's ok, you're already dead!"
Guy: "Golly."
Demon: "I bet you like to gamble."
Guy: "Yes, as a matter of fact, I do."
Demon: "Good, because Wednesday is gambling day. Craps, blackjack, horse races, you name it."
Guy: "Wow."
Demon: "You like to do drugs?"
Guy: "Well, I love to do drugs. You don't mean..."
Demon: "That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. Smoke a joint the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, and if you overdose, it's ok... You're already dead!"
Guy: "Neat! I never realized hell was such a swingin' place!"
Demon: "You gay?"
Guy: "Uh, no."
Demon: "Ohhh... You're gonna hate Fridays...."
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
Why was the emo kid thrown out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
For fingering the minor.
Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?
Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Jimmy: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Joe: Why?
Jimmy: To get to the idiot’s house.
Jimmy: Knock knock.
Joe: Who’s there?
Jimmy: It’s the chicken.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.