Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
Why Jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
There's no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
There were 5 people on an airplane.
1. The pilot 2. The businessman 3. The Minister 4. The school child 5. The Smartest person in the world
The plane takes off, a good, solid 1 hour in. The pilot comes out and says, "OK guys, I have good news and bad news."
"Bad News is the plane is gonna crash. The good news is that I have 4 parachutes."
The pilot says to his passengers, "Well I'm a pilot, I fly planes. People depend on me!" Took a parachute and went out.
The businessman stands up and says, "Well I'm a businessman, I run companies!" Took a parachute and went out.
The smartest person in the world stands up and says, "I'm the smartest person in the world. No one is smarter than me!" Took a parachute and went out.
Now the minister says to the school child, "Well God has given me a good life. I want you to take the last parachute," and the school child has a massive smile on her face and starts laughing all of the sudden and the minister says, "Why are you smiling?! We're about to die!!!!"
And the school child says to the minister, "Well actually [we're] not gonna die because there are still 2 parachutes left because the smartest person in the world just took my school bag!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go to home plate.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Orphans don't like family sized chips, I wonder why.
Why don't we keep the balls rolling?
Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Idk.
Why did the terrorist not go undercover?
Because he blew it!
Why did the gym close?
It's because it just never worked out.
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why do orphans become criminals?
So they can become wanted for once.
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
Why do nuns not wear bras?
God supports everything.
Why did the prostitute lose all her money?
Because she got f*cked.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane!
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
