Why jokes
I dated a lot of girls before I married my wife. I was living with one of them when I arrived home one day to find her bags packed and next to the door. I asked her, "Baby, what's going on?" She said, "I'm leaving you."
"But why?" I replied.
"Because you're a pedophile!" she answered.
"That's a pretty big word for a six-year-old," I said.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?
They're cool and chill.
Why did Catholic women stop going to church?
Because it takes Jesus three days to rise.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.
Why did Playboi Carti’s partner complain about their love life? Because he kept repeating the same track and never reached the climax.
Why is it that every time I masturbate, things get out of hand?
Why do I support slavery?
Because I’m white.
Why doesn't The View have anyone on it who is trans? They just look like they are.
Why does Batman’s mask only cover half of his face?
So the police can see that he’s white.
A man asks God, "Hello God, why did you make my wife so dumb?"
God replies, "So she would love you..."
Why didn't Michael Jackson get away with messaging with kids? Because they were all juveniles.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home looks like.
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.
Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?
Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!
Why did the lettuce win the race?
Why are cops worried about drunk drivers and not elderly drivers?
My cousin said he wonders why people have sex with animals, and now I can’t stop thinking about it.
Ol’ McDonald had a farm e-I-e-I-oh.
Why do you wrap a hamster in duct tape?
So it doesn’t explode when you’re fucking it.