Why jokes
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny
Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping dimes.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, how did you know and what gave me away?
Me: Where's your parents?
Orphan: They died and I have a phone, why?
Me: Because it has a home button.
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
I don’t understand why Christians are so against body piercings. Didn’t Jesus have four?
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.