Why was Sonic fast?
To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.
Why Jokes
Why is hand holding a couple thing? Because they touch each other's genitals anyway.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.
Why do vegans use blowjobs?
Because they can’t take real meat.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING.
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
Why is bungee jumping similar to a condom?
Because if the rubber snaps, you're fucked.
Why are there no Walmarts in Palestine?
There are Targets everywhere.
Why do vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?
Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.
Why didn't the child go to school?
Because he died of a heroin overdose.
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny
Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping dimes.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, how did you know and what gave me away?
Me: Where's your parents?
Orphan: They died and I have a phone, why?
Me: Because it has a home button.
