Why jokes
Women understand each other.
That’s why they argue.
Why did the suicidal person cross the road?
To slow down traffic!
An electrician walks into a green house. He sees a red room. He wonders why it's red because Kurt Cobain and his shotgun were sitting there.
Why is the fat man roping himself to the side of a mountain?
So he doesn't roll back down!
Why do I have to do the stupid joke, mum?
If possible, I refrain from brunching celebrities. My path is smooth. The table receives the branching.
When I arrived at my friend's house and, after a long time, I was given permission to pick from the branches and graze the dog, I agreed. Then the work begins. "No, no money," I replied, "that's why I'm a burden to the world that hurts me."
And when I told them, they told me and said they were there. If I had a job, I would be fired on the first day for bad behavior. The best solution is to avoid this situation.
Why do Russians drink grizzly bear piss?
Since vodka in Russia is so weak, Russians need a strong drink to get drunk.
Why are Russians forced to drink grizzly bear piss in Russia?
Because vodka in Russia is weak.
Q. Why aren't Epstein jokes funny? A. Because it's such a touchy subject.
Why didn't the oyster share its pearl?
Because it was a cunt.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of socks? In case he got a hole in one!
Did you hear about the tourist that came to New York? Good, because they were a terrorist... When they were asked why they were traveling, they just mispronounced it.
Why did the deer go to the dentist?
It had buck teeth.
Why did the emo trade his knife for a chainsaw?
- To win
Why are farts a nice break for emos?
They get to cut cheese.
Why can't lesbians wear makeup while on a diet?
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig while Mary Kay is sitting on their face.
Why did Jeffrey Dahmer only date black men?
Nutella!
Why did the blonde snort artificial sweetener?
She thought it was diet coke.
Q: Why are flat-earthers seen so many these days? A: Because one girl wore an earth-printed shirt.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.