Why jokes
Why do you wrap a hamster in duct tape?
So it doesn’t explode when you’re fucking it.
Why do cheetahs run? Because they are spotty.
Why is there air conditioning in hospitals?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
Mom: Clean your room! Me: No, it’s my room, and I don’t want to clean it. Mom: You are nothing like Mrs. Smith’s daughter. Me: Well, I’m not Mrs. Smith’s daughter now, am I? You are the worst. Why are you trying to compare me with Mrs. Smith’s daughter? I’m not her, OK? I am not her, so stop! Mom: Do you know what? I pushed you out of my hula for 43 minutes! Do not make me hate you, because guess what? I brought you into the world, and I can take you out of it! Me: Bro.
Why can't the orphan take a family photo?
Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.
If you are a student at law school, a law professor can charge you up to $98,998.00 for one semester.
If the law professor is very late and is not punctual to teach you anything about law in his class, should a law student be able to charge the law professor a certain amount of money for not being able to teach his class because he is off task and not being punctual? Is your time precious too?
If the law professor is Polish, now you know the reason why you should never go to a law school that has a "dumb polack" for a law professor.
Sorry for your luck; it sucks to be you!
Why did Severus Snape cross the road wearing an invisibility cloak?
So no one would know what side he was on.
Why is a ghost so predictable?
Because you can see right through it.
Why was Helen Keller so bad at driving?
Because she's a woman.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.
Why did Santa stop at three ho's?
Ms. Claus caught him.
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don’t like fast food.
Why can you never surprise mountains?
They peak.
Why can you rub a dog's nose in their pee when they go on the carpet but when I do the same to an Alzheimer's patient I get fired from the nursing home?
Why did Kamala Harris visit the library?
To check out some “law” books and maybe return a few skeletons.
Why can’t trans men enjoy chocolate?
It uses Hershey pronouns.
What is a nudist's least favorite holiday?
Memorial Day.
Why?
Because wearing a poppy can be very painful.
Q. Why couldn't Terri Schiavo give good blow jobs?
A. She didn't know how to swallow.
Why do Black people dip their Oreos in water?
Because daddy never came back home with the milk.
Why is the Z the only politically correct letter?
Because all the other letters are not Z's.