Why jokes
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500m of a school zone?
Because he's dead.
Why do dolphins live in salt water?
Because pepper water would make them sneeze!
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
Why can't you kill a hooker?
Because they're dead inside anyway.
Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?
Because there were no more planes.
Hey, guy, you suck! Why do I suck? Because you're the one that's sucking juice out of a straw.
Why are there more female history teachers than male?
Because women like to bring up the past.
Why should you always give an emo a high five in the hallway? You can’t leave them hanging.
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds in the clip? Because that’s the average class size.
Why do witches wear name tags?
So they know which witch is which!
Why doesn't Jesus participate in Battle Raps?
All his comebacks take three days.
Why did Marxism never catch on in England?
Because then it would be impossible to get proper tea.
Why can't Juice WRLD hit rock bottom?
Because he's too high.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
His dick was stuck in the chicken.
Why didn't Michael Jackson have a girlfriend? He's afraid of women.
Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
My Son: "Mummy, why is my name Thomas?"
Me: "Because the night you were conceived, I had a train run on me."
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead.
I’m such a fool.
Why did I fall for you?
Why do old people swallow popcorn kernels?
To make their cremation more entertaining when they die.
Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.