Why jokes
Why cant Americans play chess?
Because they lost their towers...
I keep hearing "Obesity kills."
My only question is "Why is it taking so long?"
Why can't Asians golf?
Because they can't drive.
My nephew hated working outside in landscaping, so I got him a job in the twin towers; I don't know why he keeps complaining about it being an inside job.
Why did the three 23s not go to the orphanage?
Because they already 69'd.
Why couldn't George Floyd become a Demon Slayer?
Because he couldn't breathe.
I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.
Someone prank calls a general. The general hangs up and goes, "Kids these days have no respect for their elders. That's why I send them all to die."
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no body to go with.
Doctor: "I am so sorry, I cannot see you today."
Orphan: "Oh, okay. What about tomorrow?"
Doctor: "No, I can't see you ever."
Orphan: "Why?"
Doctor: "Because I am a family doctor."
Why did the orphan go to church?
It was because he was looking for someone to call "Father."
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was black.
Why do Chinese people never play baseball?
Because they always eat the bat.
Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.
Why don't terrorists like Walmart?
They prefer a Target.
Why is America so bad at playing chess?
They lost two towers.
Why can't Stephen Hawking win any arguments?
Because he can't stand up for himself.
Why did Adolf Hitler wish he had two nuts?
Because he only had one.
Why did Bruce Jenner cross the road?
To see how the other side felt!
Why does no one die a virgin? Cause life fucks us all.