Why jokes
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
Q: Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, and they only got plane.
Why didn’t the grape 🍇 leave her family?
Because she loved raisin' kids!
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
Why couldn't the horse give out a speech?
Option one: Horses can't speak at all.
Option two: His voice was a little *hoarse*.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted.
Why is the UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat!
Why do orphans not use iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why don't orphans have iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why can’t Indian women drive?
They’re too used to riding their camels.
Why does an orphan commit a crime?
Because it wants to be wanted.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t have a home to run to.
Why are you so white?
Because you have no lotion on.
I was sitting in traffic the other day.
Probably why I got run over.
Why was the first orphan phone an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of chips? Because they're family sized.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.