Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
Why Jokes
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
Why do orphans kill people so they can finally be wanted?
I went to school on a Saturday. My teacher asked why I am here, so I replied that my brother told me to go to hell.
Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?
So they can reunite with their dead family.
Why did the orphan like to jump? So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with their parents.
1 like = 10 more orphans in my basement.
Why do orphans like robbing banks?
So they can be wanted.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
Why are Elmo’s jealous of lights?
Lights are hanging.
Why did the sperm cross the road? ———— because I put on the wrong sock today.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why can’t a nose be 12 feet long?
Because then, it would be a foot.
Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?
Answer: Because IDAHO SUCKS!
Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?
So they can climb a fence easier.
Why are "Redneck" murder cases the HARDEST to solve?
Answer: Because ALL the DNA "Matches", and there are NO "Dental Records".
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
Do you like In-N-Out?
Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.
Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?
Friend B: Yes, why?
Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
