Whos jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange who?
Orange glad I didn’t say banana. Hahaha, you’re right, I hate that guy!
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.
What do you get when you cross a Chinese and an Indian man?
A car thief who can't drive.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?
Sex worker.
Memes
Tis true
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your dead son.
A panda walks into a restaurant, orders some food, and eats it. Once he was done, he shoots the waiter, then leaves.
Police and detectives arrive at the scene. They ask the waiter, "Who did this to you? What happened?"
The waiter replies, "A panda, eats, shoots, and leaves."
What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?
Miracle Whip.
My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away.
He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade.
How do you kill a retard?
Give them a knife and say, "Who's special?"
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
I got written up on "Take Your Daughter To Work Day." Apparently, it only applies to daughters who are alive.
What do you call a wizard who can't secure a girl? Fumbledore.
What do you call a rapper who becomes a chef?
A LYRICAL COOK!
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Presto.
Who is the most horny and fat ass god?
Kim Jung Un.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Spice
What do you call a rapper who LOVES gardening?
MC Planter.
I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!
Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!